Please, if you see your top lane split pushing, and the enemy team is going toward him

awdaf··102 votes·2,367 views

DONT GO TO HIM, PRESSURE ANOTHER LANE OR GET OTHER OBJECTIVES WHILE THEY ARE BUSY WITH HIM. Please.

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JustMonika1318 votes

YES. PLEASE. As a top-lane semi-main, if the majority of the enemy team chases/ganks me while I'm splitpushing and if there are objectives to be taken, please take those objectives. You're probably not going to reach me in time to do anything anyways and will find yourself in a bad situation when you could have taken a turret or two, or even a drake.

Aptest14 votes

TahmKench : A banquet on top lane, and you do not send me an invitation, only because you thought i could not make it? If it is for a meal, I assure you, I can be there in time. TahmKench : and make the invitation +1, if you please.

Avios16 votes

Ryze: +3 here please

Aptest4 votes

TahmKench : How sorry are you for this guy TwistedFate? Ever since his wedding he shows up to all the parties without a date.

rtbf2256182414 votes

Didn't you read Evelynn's passive, Gromp?

JIDF Operative10 votes

Preach, every time my jungler runs to top lane when I'm playing Singed and have their jungler chasing me instead of getting drake it really saddens me especially if we could have gotten drake

Prozzak8 votes

On the other side of the coin, if you are a top laner who wants to split push please do not split push while everyone else is sitting in the base because we needed to recall. Wait, and start split pushing when your team is actually grouped and able to take advantage of you pulling the enemy to whatever lane you are split pushing at.

So many times I see top laners/whoever split push and pull people, but it is useless because they decided to start split pushing hard right after the team had to back for some reason.

Requiemsfire1 votes

I wanna share a very recent story of a game where I was Sion Jungle.

It was 40 minutes late into the game, we had just achieved Baron. Ekko was in toplane farming for some reason when kassadin chases him and kills him putting him on a 40 seconds timer and losing us the game.

Raiku Kawisa5 votes

The very second I see the enemy jungler top lane and I have a decent amount of health, I rush to dragon.

TwinkiePro4 votes

As a Singed Udyr player this couldnt be more true.

Troll Armada2 votes

of course, this is common sense. I know a league player in elementary school who knew this intuitively, which why when my team does this I, and any rational person, can only assume that it's being done intentionally.

sorry but that's just my logical reasoning kicking in again.

The ENTIRE, and I MEAN EVERY SINGLE ONE, ENEMY TEAM runs from mid lane to the very top turret. http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/player-behavior-moderation/FhrpXYFJ-the-entire-and-i-mean-every-single-one-enemy-team-runs-from-mid-lane-to-the-very-top-turret

PhDs Nuts1 votes

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of course, this is common sense. I know a league player in elementary school who knew this intuitively, which why wjen my team does this I, and any rational person, can only assume that it's being done intentionally.

sorry but that's just my logical reasoning kicking in again.

Sounds nice. My plat 5 teams always run up the river and then turn around to accomplish nothing.

Troll Armada1 votes

uh huh, sure, I lalways love plat players posting about how trolls is just as bad if not worse than bronze.... i always get a good chuckle out of those.

Rook Loux2 votes

This is like the relic shield posts, there will always be posts about how it works but people will never learn. Feelsbadman

Noblewind2 votes

Seriously, follow this rule and it's a free win

BigBellBrute2 votes

Don't worry top lane. I'm the support carry. I'll save you single handedly. Here I come.

LeoTheLion2812 votes

As a tryndamere main I've learned to say this at the beginning of every game then again at 20 minutes.

DeathBurst1 votes

Yeah... I play Garen, Singed, Tryndamere. I wish more people understand this.

Ralanr1 votes

My friends are too loyal to leave me to die. It's really annoying sometimes since I'm trying to learn splitpushing on Yorick.

USG Failsawce1 votes

but i can totally save him and have us both live and easily kill all the enemy team by ourselves 2v5...

how is that not worth???

meanwhile all i can do mid is get 1 maybe 2 free turrets or an inhib, completely uncontested... then fall back and get drag with pretty much 0 chance of dying. why the hell would i ever want to do that?...

General Esdeath 1 votes

As a top laner who used to main Jax and Nasus only 2 things trigger me.

When the enemy team comes and my team comes after I die When the enemy team comes and my team decides it's the perfect time to back after I die and all 4 of them are bot at the enmy inhib turret

LordYorick1 votes

YES PLS, i was playing a game today and i was top, we failed early hard, i tried to splitpush, and my team called me retarded piece of shit for not joining team fights (we would lose them all), in the end because i splipushed we could do baron and elder and tgen win the game, and all my team instead of saying gj or some shit like that they just said honor ezreal who was 10/8, and they said he carried the game, but in the early he was the one who fed most and in late he just stole all the kills with Qs and ults -_- just silver things ya know

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