I just lost a game because a wasp flew on my head, and it was mid team fight

awdaf··215 votes·4,393 views

And I bolted

And I just spent 2 hours and 39 minutes tracking down, cornering, and killing this wasp

To all of you wasps out there, if you come into my house, and disrupt my league games again

I will track you down, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Upvote for clarity so other wasps can see.

http://gph.is/15RWFHy http://gph.is/2cRnnvz

67 Comments

Handy Sandy 81 votes

I guess your team really got bee hind once you left.

Brascus33 votes

if only they stalled, could of hive a chance

teegorom4 votes

In no universe does 'hive' replace 'had'.

What is wrong with you that you can't even manage to make bee puns?

Brascus11 votes

I didn't mean to bee such a buzz kill, I just wanted to bee a part of this and bumbled everything up. I don't mean to drone on, but the venom in your words really sting, next time I'll wax over my ideas before harvesting the honey pot.

Morgan le Fey3 votes

This totally makes up for the mangled grammar <3

(but yeah, "could hive had a chance" :P )

Velzard of Koz4 votes

This is what bothers you? Not the fact he used OF instead of HAVE (or 'VE in this case)?

awdaf2 votes
Pie Cubed6 votes

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I guess your team really got bee hind once you left.

I just lost some brains cells.

GULAG 4 U42 votes

RIP YELLOW CHROMA KHA'ZIX.

FilDaFunk19 votes

I lost a game because I blinked during a teamfight.

Majki2 votes

That would be me.

Jayblaze1 votes

How slow do you blink

FilDaFunk2 votes

Like most people. When I opened my eyes, I saw: Rengar PENTAKILL

Also, it's "How slowly do you blink?"

Andrey03451 votes

summoner 4 ?

garren918 votes

The entire bee movie but every time they say bee a wasp flies onto your forehead.

Melledoneus1 votes

"You like Jazz?"

Gets stung

garren91 votes

There's no bee in that part.

Andrey03451 votes

He didn't mention about getting stung.

cooled as ice7 votes

so what happens if you see yellow jacket shen? do the wasp start take over you mind with their hive mind powers?

xxxDogmanxxx7 votes

You know that meme where the guy playing a game ignores the girl who has her legs spread and panties down on the bed?

Yeah, that's not how it works in real life. My wife did it to me, and I immediately lost my ranked match.

You know the worst part? I didn't even get any that day.

DonatellaVersace5 votes

#SaveTheBees

#KillTheWasps

Wasps are like that crazy ex-girlfriend who thinks you want her back but you don't but still pursues you anyways.

mkyner4 votes

Nerf wasps. Butterflies need a buff.

RizHippoKhan4 votes

no it wasp your own fault

UnboundHades2 votes

that's some next level bad luck.

An Undead brat2 votes

Last week I lost a game because the pizza delivery guy called me he's almost here, so I ran out of the hause to take the pizza and be back in a minute before I cause some inconvenience. That idiot missed my hause two times with me standing right in front of it.

Raiyza2 votes

You really shouldn't start a game if youre expcting someone at your door. Jut wait for the guy to bring the food, then start one.

An Undead brat4 votes

They said 90 minutes, not my fault if they arrive THIS sooner

Raiyza7 votes

90 minutes?!?!

What the fuck kind of pizza is it? That shit better be fused with dragon meat or something.

An Undead brat4 votes

I guess they say that so if they were late I couldn't complain [zombie-brand-clap]

Melledoneus1 votes

"90 minutes or it's free? EXCELLENT, HAH HAH HAH HAHA HAHA-"

Ding dong

"Oh, you're early."

Walmart Porn2 votes

I lost an hour long ranked match as mf once due to my cat jumping on my keyboard and making me flash ult the complete opposite direction of the enemy team Feelsbadman

Finn Teh Human2 votes

Once a stinkbug was crawling up my pants.... I took it until I knew my team was gucci.

FireDrizzle2 votes

You can lure wasps and flies out of your place with light. Its especially easy if you live in a flat.

Only Play Darius2 votes

A few months ago I had issues with yellowjackets constantly coming through the AC vent in my room, I elected not to play ranked for the time being.

BerserkerThor2 votes

Another form of DDos.

FilDaFunk2 votes

It was sent by the enemy team. Report for cheating.

GreatWhiteNorth1 votes

YOU chose to stop playing the game to stare at a wasp?

Downvoting.

Legacy Hydralpha20 votes

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Eternal Torment11 votes

he's gonna Need some summoner 1 for that summoner 11

50000000000000002 votes

He's gonna need some summoner 3 for that summoner 12 Am I doing this right?

Melledoneus1 votes

More like item 3694 for that item 3632.

Gooberson1 votes

wtf are those :O

ZedUsanGovos1 votes

More like item 3056 for that item 3637

Brascus1 votes

When a meme hits hot and the gameplay kids think its a Yasuo thread

Troll for Trump1 votes

They really should put a wasp as a champ in the game. Or any other insect.

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