Garen is an absolute disgrace to Demacia

Burnt Light·Mar 27, 2016·130 votes·5,162 views

Demacians never retreats

What does Garen do?

Runs away with his Q

Fix this pathetic excuse of a demacian

71 Comments

BeatzBoyFTWMar 27, 201666 votes

Meanwhile in Runeterra's Jail of Shame.....

http://i.imgur.com/8YglgJ1.jpg

Burnt LightMar 27, 201628 votes

{quoted}

Meanwhile in Runeterra's Jail of Shame.....

http://i.imgur.com/8YglgJ1.jpg

I always found it funny how he would yell "COWARDS" when he runs away with ulti

DessemMar 27, 201613 votes

Riven also uses Valor to run away.

Quinn "Valor?"

Shut up Quinn.

SulghunterMar 27, 20162 votes

I used to use the ulti for escapes, but it now has a cast time.

ManiacalCoyoteMar 27, 20163 votes

The better part of valor is knowing when to run.

AckelopeMar 27, 201616 votes

Why is Sion the smaller dude there?

AninLegions777Mar 27, 20169 votes

Cos Garen is full of justice.

GhostOfShrimpmasMar 27, 20162 votes

I've always been careful to never do that with Sion. My team doesn't appreciate it, but only cowards fear death, and Sion has a really cool passive.

MoonToonExMar 27, 201632 votes

He's not running away, he's running TOWARDS a new battle!

AeszarckMar 27, 20166 votes

What worth is a dead Garen? Garen runs so that he can fight in more battles for the glory of Demacia.

SociopathFriendMar 27, 20162 votes

I mean- with his passive that really is what he does. Garen is the Batman- you beat the crap out of him and he'll come right back in a bit to throw down again.

B1naryB0tMar 27, 20163 votes

To be fair, Garen kinda is just a walking health bar with an R key.

Austin CovelloMar 27, 201611 votes

"What worth is a dead Garen?"

300g plus shutdown.

SpecterVonBarenMar 27, 201633 votes

"We're not retreating, we're advancing! To future victories!"

MavenSongMar 27, 20165 votes

Red vs Blue reference, take my upvote damn it.

TheConrad23Mar 28, 20161 votes

Logged in just to upvote.

TacoKingIIIMar 27, 20162 votes

{quoted}

He's not running away, he's running TOWARDS a new battle!

Back to his wife at home

FeuerMar 27, 201622 votes

Should only give bonus movement speed when moving towards enemies, I like that idea.

SociopathFriendMar 27, 20164 votes

This sort of thing is somewhat frowned upon in that it would mean Garen would be actively penalized for ever running away- including when he's behind. So if he falls behind he will likely stay behind when faced with anyone who can get on him easily.

Trias000Mar 27, 20165 votes

https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2015/08/20/grumpy-cat-says-good-1440109287.jpg

OmikayeMar 27, 20162 votes

Volibear q has the same kind of effect. So does tahm w with an ally. I dont see this being too bad of a change, if hes compensated for it

Big LincolnMar 27, 201622 votes

new change

using Q automatically moves Garen toward enemies

can no longer change directions until justice is served

5000000000000000Mar 27, 201611 votes

New effect: Garen is immune to all damage and CC not from the villain

This will help Garen players achieve their fantasy of killing the villain.

MhihnjMar 27, 20162 votes

also garen can't hurt anyone(even minions) except the villain

Big LincolnMar 27, 20162 votes

New effect: Garen automatically teleports to the Villain whenever a new person is marked

this will help Garen players achieve their fantasy of killing the villain.

DecritMar 27, 201610 votes

New effect: Garen deals true damage to the villain. This will help Garen players to... waitasec

crippler38Mar 27, 20165 votes

new effect, garen ultimate is global range and targeted on the villain to always do 1000 true damage no matter what level it is, cd is also reset on kill

WimbledofyMar 27, 201615 votes

Dude it isn't a retreat, it's a tactical advancement in the opposite direction of the enemies.

Burnt LightMar 27, 20162 votes

{quoted}

Dude it isn't a retreat, it's a tactical advancement in the opposite direction of the enemies.

COWARD

Solari FortuneMar 27, 201613 votes

Sion Ults Away COOOOOWWWWAAAAAAAAARDDDDDSSSSSS!

SammystormMar 27, 20165 votes

Garen getting a double his current speed boost when running towards enemies and getting slowed by 50% when running away confirmed?

Critmaster GarenMar 27, 20164 votes

well fuck you too, buddy.

48983507DEL1Mar 27, 20164 votes

The great U.S. would still be under the rule of the British if it weren't for the practice of guerrilla warfare. Garen is a general, he understands what he must do to win the battle.

Smitty ManjensenMar 27, 20164 votes

He doesn't run away, he strategically retreats so he can come back a bit later thanks to his passive, a true Garen main would know that.

HelmightMar 27, 20163 votes

To be fair, it's not really Garen's fault he runs away with Q. It's the fault of whomever is playing Garen. A true Demacian like myself always goes in with Q :P

leg fetishMar 27, 20162 votes

These memes are out of control

HayRossMar 27, 20162 votes

I smell filthy Noxians

TekkenPlayerMar 27, 20162 votes

Garen : I have lost.. in shame of my demacian brethren.. I have lowered the morale of my comrades. I don't think I can hold this rank.

JarvanIV : Garen, even though you have lost the duel, you haven't lost the war. Our next move should bring the enemies what they deserve.

Lux Stay positive! He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day right?

Garen goes back to his fortress and Katarina teleports in. No guards are around

Katarina : Ha... AD... next time wear protection.

Garen item 3070

crippler38Mar 27, 20162 votes

and the garen silences her because his passive healed him up

Garen : time to face justice

Katarina : ;p

blkKalameetMar 27, 20162 votes

its not a retreat, its a tactical advance in the opposite direction

Large MinivanMar 27, 20162 votes

ever notice when he uses his q to run away he says: "CHARGE"

DraqoneMar 27, 20162 votes

Upvoted.

Garen gaining movement speed when running away makes no sense as far as lore is concerned.

Also, it makes his laning too safe in my opinion. He could be compensated with something like gaining extra Tenacity while W but bonus movement speed only when he runs towards enemies.