Just Jungled Nunu

Troy242621·Mar 3, 2015·67 votes·10,471 views

I feel like I owe someone an apology. Nunu is the absolute end all be all guide on how to be a douchebag in League of Legends. King of all dicks. If Nunu were a writer, he'd write a script for Hitler'n'Pals at Jersey Shore.

58 Comments

Fried NoobMar 4, 201532 votes

Nunu - "That's a nice jungle you have there. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it."

Infiny MageMar 4, 201518 votes

Nunu bot. Nuff said.

B3ERMar 4, 201514 votes

I got Nunu Bot from the Rito mystery gifts. That was the day I bound /laugh to my middle mouse button.

League of PotatoMar 5, 20152 votes

space bar for me lol

GundayMondayMar 4, 20156 votes

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SookoMar 4, 201515 votes

Use the Counterjungling upgrade, smite steal something from your enemy, speed away with that retarded walking animation #THUGLIFE

Troy242621Mar 4, 20157 votes

You're a bad person. Lol.

SookoMar 4, 20158 votes

{quoted}

You're a bad person. Lol.

I forgot to give you what every Nunu reminds me of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4-vkWDAIMI

Troy242621Mar 4, 20154 votes

Back from the hospital. That video gave me cancer.

Also keeping that link for the next time someone asks me why I hate Nunu. Already have clips of his cheesy buff shenanigans.

Yuki AkumaMar 4, 201514 votes

Shaco

Troy242621Mar 4, 201521 votes

I jungled Shaco too, but contrary to popular belief, not a good carry when on a losing team. Not at all.

Besides, Shaco is a total jerk but at least he does it to get fed. Nunu is an asshole just to be an asshole; his sole purpose is to make the enemy jungler more useless than Nunu is.

Rew711Mar 4, 20152 votes

Well, to be fair to Nunu, he was suppose to be a support.

ThumpinMar 4, 201511 votes

Maybe in season 3, but no. Originally he was definitely designed as a jungler.

DirewolfiezMar 5, 20152 votes

Nah, his passive is totally meant for a support. [/sarcasm]

RiotomgscuttlecrabMar 4, 201514 votes

Yeah try top lane nunu. ^_^ iceball auto auto auto NOM ice ball auto auto auto NOM

GanksLikeGast0nMar 4, 20155 votes

I've actually been running top nunu a fair amount in normals. He completely farms Gnar and Teemo like they were minions. And after he gets a catalyst he never has to leave lane again. It feels super dirty.

Captain AishiMar 4, 20154 votes

it's not just a feeling, it IS dirty ;)

agbudarMar 5, 20151 votes

try hexgun you will thank me later.

freeformlineMar 5, 20151 votes

My top laner of choice (and former exclusive main) is Urgot. I've seen many interesting and challenging match-ups in lane, but I have never been so pissed off as I was the time I laned against a Nunu.

JunkοMar 5, 20152 votes

I laned against Vayne as Urgot top once. At least you can hit Nunu with E

freeformlineMar 5, 20151 votes

Good point, I forgot about that one.

Bears Dont CareMar 5, 20151 votes

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Yeah try top lane nunu. ^_^ iceball auto auto auto NOM ice ball auto auto auto NOM

Was that you who did that to me when I was playing Nasus?

KingsgraveMar 4, 201512 votes

40% CDR Trundle with E maxed can make sure his allies never get to back

Troy242621Mar 4, 201516 votes

What a,...Troll. Welcome to the,...Club. Both of them are just,...Cold hearted.

....

I have no friends.

NinjaToad99Mar 5, 20152 votes

{quoted} I have no friends.

I wonder why. http://i.imgur.com/sPwgpLj.gif

MrBuffingtonMar 4, 201511 votes

Did you spam /dance? It's a vital component to playing Nunu well, guaranteed challenjour :3

Newb the LegendMar 4, 20158 votes

New Strategy for the Jungle: Double Satan Jungle with Nunu and Teemo

blueberrypancakeMar 5, 20152 votes

Insert Teemix here ->

AutoreactiveCD4Mar 4, 20158 votes

It's very true. When I first tried to learn Nunu my decisions were based on asking myself "how can I help my team?" and I lost every game. Then I changed it to "how can I ruin this guy's day?" and started winning.

Circuit BearMar 4, 20157 votes

Nunu has always been the Satan of the jungle. It was actually his Nickname in Season 2. Whenever we saw a jungle Nunu our skype basically lit up with a bunch of mock Yipes "GUESS WHO'S HERE!? SAAATTANN."

Course counter jungling is hardly as important as before so its rare that he can live up to his old silliness of keeping the enemy junglers 4 levels behind

Troy242621Mar 4, 20154 votes

No he can't, but when you ward their jungle out and can always warn your allies where he/she is so their ganks never work, then every time they fail a gank they lose two or three camps, you know you're pissing them off.

That game I played as Nunu, they failed a gank and had to back. I took BOTH buffs and three camps before they got back, and they came back on the already cleared out end of the map, so I took the last camp, too.

I felt like a total dick.

Circuit BearMar 4, 20152 votes

Oh no, I understand. But you have to remember. Back in "the day" Nunu started with either boots and pots, or nothing but wards at level one back when nobody had trinkets. You ran over to their blue, waited behind the wall when everyone started at blue. Walked up, consume smited blue, got level two off that, blooodboiled to their red(maybe using flash ghost to not die if they used exhaust or any other skills on you), killed it, took their red with consume since for whatever reason it did more damage then smite, then run off to eat the rest of their jungle with at worse case burning your flash to get away once and leaving their jungler at and yourself at 3 and their jungle most likely warded to high hell. Cause Satan.

Nunu is always a dick, but wouldn't you expect that from Satan >:)

Troy242621Mar 4, 20152 votes

I know. I still have memories of Nunu flashing over the wall and stealing my blue buff. Back then he could actually set you several levels behind. Right now counterjungling only really hurts a very small amount of junglers, and you have to focus so hard at it that it doesn't feel that worthwhile. Yeah you'll own the objectives but if your lanes are losing, you're not able to put out fires like pressure junglers.

I still feel like an asshole though.

Champion SkinMar 5, 20151 votes

The reasons it isn't as bad anymore is because the other non-buff camps gives much better exp now And when you are behind in exp you gain extra exp (and I think there is also a little higher ambient gold)

Spacesuit SpiffMar 5, 20151 votes

I just had a Lee try this on me, didn't gank except for his duo, just kept taking my buffs (and dying when we collapsed on him). Didn't really set me behind, so I just ignored him and ganked the potato-brained enemy botlane over and over. It's kinda sad the state counterjungling is in, because even if you do set them behind, they just clear 3 camps and they're caught up.

Spacesuit SpiffMar 5, 20151 votes

This was actually the only thing I did before I hit level 30. Wish it still worked.

JungHai0Mar 4, 20154 votes

My friend had a Nunu game.

Over 100 Devourer stacks.

The enemy Vi got one blue. The entire game.

SummonerSquidMar 4, 20153 votes

This is why I like Nunu. He is satan.

Salt Miner 49 ErMar 5, 20153 votes

Nunu is the thing that keeps you up at night. He is the thing that nightmares are made of.

BLU MedicMar 4, 20152 votes

I've been struggling with this new jungle, but I haven't touched Nunu since level 15. Maybe I should give him another go...

Troy242621Mar 4, 20157 votes

I couldn't, in good conscience, condone the use of Hitler against another human being, much less a fellow jungler.

junglerboy16Mar 4, 20152 votes

Basically, all Nunu is good for is hard core counterjungling and then eating the dragon. I play him from time to time, but he definitely feels like a jerk of a champion.

RanmanRebornMar 5, 20152 votes

His W on a fed auto-attacking ADC is also quite a pain-in-the-ass. A Vayne or Jinx with a Nunu's W will eat your ass alive.

RegulasMar 4, 20152 votes

::DOOR SLAMS OPEN:: IN WALKS YORICK ::: NUNU CRIES::

As a consummate Yorick player I have to admit there is little that is more annoying to play against. Nunu can be frustrating but you can always just try things like focusing on ganks or other stuff.

But Yorick... this guy while in lane is good at 2 things: Not dying and harassment that never ever ever ends. That's it, that's all. Your lane is literally 30 minutes of farming while being eternally annoyed.

Klatn YeloxMar 4, 20151 votes

Except when you get to consume the ghouls.

Well played Jungle Satan.

PL55Mar 4, 20151 votes

I heard Nunu legit meant dick in a language.

AdormasMar 4, 20155 votes

I kid you not, its baby slang for penis in Marathi (a language from India). Its the equivalent of wee-wee in English. Like parents tell their young boys to wash around their "wee-wee" as good hygiene, its used in similar context. My brother and I were talking about Nunu jungling, and our mum looked at us as if we were freaks....

InsaneSamuraiMar 5, 20151 votes

Yeah thank god Riot wants to buff counterjungling :(

Meep ManMar 5, 20151 votes

No thats Shaco. Also, Nunu isn't as annoying if you ward your jungler.

IncognonymousMar 5, 20151 votes

I jungled him in seasons 3 and 4, when he was consuming entire jungles as the jungle Satan. Early barons, ezpz dragons, all the buffs on the map. Glorious. I'm a far better Shaco than Nunu, but I've never had any legitimate ragequits over my Shaco shenanigans. Happened all the time with Nunu. He's probably one of the least fun champions to play vs. someone who knows when to play him, despite such a simple kit.

Small sample size, but I think my winrate with him in Ranked is still 100% for season 3.