If I tell you to fuck off my lane, and I spam danger ping my lane

Tychusfindlay918··82 votes·15,289 views

And you decide to try to force a gank into my lane, don't rage like a 12 year old when I sit in the semi safety of my turret as I watch you die like a complete moron.

Also if you gank my lane when theres two waves at my turret you can fuck off and pray to god you can 1v1 my laner because that's not worth my time.

60 Comments

Jamaree58 votes

I mean you aren’t wrong but you could have worded it nicer.

Tychusfindlay9183 votes

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Jamaree17 votes

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snowflake

Brah, I’m agreeing with you calm down, throwing out insults only diludes your message, right or not

Ahpe3 votes

Not like a post like this was going to make anyone go like "Oh shit, he's right!". Didn't really matter if he went aggressive or not.

Z3Sleeper1 votes

######diludes dilutes

Jamaree1 votes

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Reasons like that are why I'm a math teacher, not an english one.

NemeBro25 votes

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snowflake

Should someone who is always making rage posts inspired by recent games of his really be insulting the emotional fragility of someone else my friend?

Danjeng6 votes

Aw, you mean to tell me I'm beautiful and unique? That's so sweet of you!

redniwediS8 votes

You're unique and one of a kind, just like everyone else.

ForFoxSakes14 votes

So we have these rage kids who bitch about not getting ganks, then we have these rage kids who bitch about getting ganks

K princess [slayer-jinx-unamused]

redniwediS42 votes

No gank is a lot better than a poor gank.

Automated Riven21 votes

So true. Nobody in low elo understands how much damage two full minion waves do. I have 2v1 the top and jungle at level 4 because I had a stacked minion wave. Would have been better if they just didn't try to gank.

StillHittinLicks1 votes

No matter how strong 2 waves are, unless you are Yasuo (because he can dash through minions and get his shield fast) 1 champion cannot fight 2. And they are pushed. You're ALWAYS supposed to gank a pushed lane...

Automated Riven1 votes

Dude. 6 casters and a cannon do about 100 damage combined every attack post armor. That just means I have to not die for like 12 seconds of them having minion agro and they execute. Minions do a metric ton of damage early game.

StillHittinLicks1 votes

Ok, two waves will not build up if two laners are in lane no matter what. If you are turret hugging, that is a free kill for you. Now, I do agree that minion damage is crazy early game, but 1 person cant survive 2 people, 8 or 6 skills plus cc.

Automated Riven3 votes

All of this is completely false. You can easily have 6-9 casters while two players are in lane. It's called slow pushing, this is super easy if you have tempo after you opponent shoved. Say I am riven and I am facing a Darius or something. Darius shoves hard to get early level 2. Gets a tempo advantage and I have to play safe. I eaqualize at level 3 under the tower. He missteps and I use my stronger level 3 to get a really good trade plus a tower shot. This gives me a huge temp advantage. The lane is starting to shove into him and he doesn't want to back because he loses TP, so he plays soft. Takes any cs he can with q and I get in his face and deny what I can while last hitting.

IF I only last hit, when my wave hits his side of the the lane I have 9 casters and a cannon. If I get ganked in this position I double kill the toplaner and the jungle as a level 5 vs 2 level 4 champions 8 out of ten times. And the only times I don't is of I mess up really bad.

StillHittinLicks3 votes

You know, this does make sense. Maybe someone has pushed two waves and I haven't noticed. Nice explanation though. Cant go wrong with it.

StillHittinLicks1 votes

Free kill for you and jg* Sorry typo.

DeusVult12 votes

We have junglers who understand laner mechanics and junglers who dont. We have laners who understand jungle mechanics and timers and laners who don't. Situation dictates.

If the enemy laner has more kill pressure and push advantage early so I am playing safe until we are on more even footing, I don't want to force a gank into a large minion wave at level 3 when the enemy could probably get a free double from minion damage. As a jungler, I don't want to force an invade or scuttle attempt when one or both of my nearby laners are awaiting a large wave to crash into their tower.

Shits pretty common sense but 90+% of players ignore what is going to happen beyond what effects their champ

KVbqbFsC8e11 votes

Without a doubt one the most infuriating things in the game.

TheCodeisCupCake1 votes

Favorite thing is when I'm in a bad matchup toplane vs a Darius , enemy freezes until 3 waves stack up and pushes, I'm at half hp and my jungler goes in.

Enemy double kill

RakanButTHICCer1 votes

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Without a doubt one the most infuriating things in the game.

esp. when ur playing yorick and have no mist walker stax

Beacon Academy8 votes

For some reason I find junglers always gank when I have my eye on a cannon minion at my tower.

I mean like why on a cannon wave bro?

Why am I forced to choose either to get this cannon or help your ass when you underestimate my lane opponent?!

I mean I'm pushed to my tower for a reason right???

TheFortex6 votes

a laner complaining about junglers. hmmm.

let me have my chance here.

--> don't come like a fucking retard and say "RePorT JunGlE 0 GanKS MIn 10" when you are pushing the whole game when both of us don't have hard cc.

--> and stop crying like a full retard about getting camped when there is something called (ward) and something else that is sometimes better called (control ward) and something way better called (don't fucking put yourself in the danger zone)

oh-oh!

--> and how about you wake up and check your map every so often to see if I'm getting invaded or fighting over Scuddle. and maybe help if you can?? I'm not a retard and I know that when your lane is pushed you can't do much but when you are the one pushing and you don't come.

then what the fuck?

zZ KanKuro Zz3 votes

if the laner says "dont gank my lane" and spam pings you to get out, its your fault 100% of the time no discussion.

TheFortex3 votes

except I didn't mention anything about laners not helping with ganks. because again I'm not a retarded jungler and I know when the laner would be able to help with the gank. and I also know when to gank to make the gank successful

I wouldn't go gank a laner that doesn't want a gank. I wouldn't even attempt to gank a lane that is pushing or being pushed with a huge wave.

WiegrafOfValor6 votes

Your mentality is completely wrong. The objectives, gold and pressure you could have gained by helping him gank worth way more than the tantrum you are throwing.

2 champions against 1 is always an advantage, even if you are losing lane. If you know how to play, you can actually use the fact that you are losing lane to bait your enemy and get an easy kill.

You called your Jungler a moron, but you'd also look like a moron if you did a trust fall and the other person let you fall. That's exactly what you are doing.

Good luck climbing with this mentality.

HungryAngry2SPP3 votes

Illaoi Laughs in "ganking"

Duskz1015 votes

After reading the comments, this guy is completely toxic. lol

zZ KanKuro Zz6 votes

that does not make his point incorrect.

Purgë5 votes

only jglers who have almost 0 iq gank a lane full of minoin waves or force a gank that the laner dosnt want

Alex h87215 votes

Oh thats my favorite, when theres great opportunities to gank, but the jg keeps on farming til ive got 20 minions im trying to pick up under my turret, I'm not gonna try to gank assist at that point as the guaranteed gold/xp from those minions is PROBABLY gonna be worth more.

Summonah123695 votes

I like how I get ping spammed by our midlaner when I'm just walking by.

AnAggravatedPimp3 votes

Waltersobchakeit

OniZetsu6662 votes

I am not sure how to feel like this...cause I am a heavy roaming support...

Jamaree9 votes

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I am not sure how to feel like this...cause I am a heavy roaming support...

It is all about reading the map, knowing match ups, seeing life totals, etc. Sometimes forcing the engage isn’t the best idea.

OniZetsu6662 votes

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It is all about reading the map, knowing match ups, seeing life totals, etc. Sometimes forcing the engage isn’t the best idea.

Fair enough, but I have had mid laners bitch about me coming to help them get a kill because they don't wanna share minion Xp...so fuck the kill minion xp is more important

Jamaree8 votes

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Fair enough, but I have had mid laners bitch about me coming to help them get a kill because they don't wanna share minion Xp...so fuck the kill minion xp is more important

Those guys are just dumb or greedy then.

Malix Farwin1 votes

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Fair enough, but I have had mid laners bitch about me coming to help them get a kill because they don't wanna share minion Xp...so fuck the kill minion xp is more important

Ive had ADCs do that, do not think that is a mid exclusive problem.

AnAggravatedPimp3 votes

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I am not sure how to feel like this...cause I am a heavy roaming support...

It depends. Sometimes a laner has that good freeze going and they don't really need/want help because they're zoning their opponent. If I'm doing this and you come in for a gank, I'll usually ping fallback. I'm good, go support another lane until I really need a gank.

It all comes down to communication, really.

LEEROY KLEDKINS2 votes

I agree especially if its on my top lane.

Granted I do appreciate my jungler/mid laner/ support caring for me, sometimes getting a gank is good but if i can't bully or can't trade but can cs and avoid the enemy no problem then I have to be honest that I don't always appreciate getting ganks.

Keep seeing my jungler or my healthy bot lane not seizing the dragon which i'd rather have than just a measly kill or assist.

I'd rather have my whole team get global gold and a stat buff rather than risk me losing tons of health or death for just a kill and lose tons of cs coming my way.

In mid/late game teamfights I find it very easy to destroy my fed top lane opponent due to coordination.

I keep trying to tell so many junglers even in lobbies "Don't gank top, im sorry but im not worth your time. Can you please focus on dragon for team gold and team buffs." then in some of those games I have a hard time trading on top but im ok with farming and I see my jungler ganking top, I ping them away indicating a "no" when i have tons of minions coming my way then they get angry because I didn't follow.

Alot of junglers need to learn that their lane allies struggling isn't their problem and that sometimes its best to leave the loser to try and catch up and go for the more better rewards like the winning lane or robbing the noob enemy jungler or taking dragon that is unguarded and unwarded.

Meritas2 votes

Don't rage when the fed enemy laner destroys you after that either.

LeftyRaydy2 votes

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And you decide to try to force a gank into my lane, don't rage like a 12 year old when I sit in the semi safety of my turret as I watch you die like a complete moron.

Also if you gank my lane when theres two waves at my turret you can fuck off and pray to god you can 1v1 my laner because that's not worth my time.

Is this Tyler 1's smurf account?

Meep Man2 votes

If the enemy lives with 2 Health after I gank and you sat and did nothing, unless you had 2 Health yourself, I'm gonna be grumpy.

NodirjonSattarov2 votes

I have had people come into my lane and just sit around when I asked them to leave me alone to get solo exp. I really don't think people know the underlying mechanics of this game.

StillHittinLicks1 votes

And then when your dumb ass loses lane, you gonna start blaming the jungler. Fuck outta here. Why tf would you let your jg die for 12 cs when you can get a fucking kill and get ahead in the lane? I swear players like you be the reason people lose. Legit stupid. You'd take 12 cs over 300+ gold.

Tychusfindlay9181 votes

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And then when your dumb ass loses lane, you gonna start blaming the jungler. Fuck outta here. Why tf would you let your jg die for 12 cs when you can get a fucking kill and get ahead in the lane? I swear players like you be the reason people lose. Legit stupid. You'd take 12 cs over 300+ gold.

I can guarantee a cannon and 11 cs, or try for the POSSIBILITY of a kill, which even if I do get it, would inevitably result in me losing so much experience from the waves crashing at turret while I run out to the middle of the lane to assist the gank.

Tard.

Hyquiem1 votes

Bruh why don’t you just assist Xd. It doesn’t hurt plus... if they don’t follow and almost die you should try to help b/c then your just creating trouble for yourself.

RakanButTHICCer1 votes

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Bruh why don’t you just assist Xd. It doesn’t hurt plus... if they don’t follow and almost die you should try to help b/c then your just creating trouble for yourself.

in the situation the OP used in his rant, it is the abd move to assist the jg b/c

1.) ifhe's farming under tower he's probs behind and low hp. dying isnt fun 2.) farming gives u more gold and is safer than going for a kill 3.) exp against Darius orIllaoi you're just begging for an enemy double kill\

so yes. it DOES hurt. regardless of whether or not the gank is successful

Dream High1 votes

It's always that greedy ass jungler and then they try to steal a wave from me then gets popped by my laner and their jungler.

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