FUCK KALISTA

Tails Doll·Jul 27, 2015·13 votes·928 views

Just fuck her, and dump her in a trash can, remove her from this game so we can actually enjoy it.

Or better yet. REMOVE HER GOD DAMN PASSIVE, ADCS ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE SO MUCH GOD DAMN CHASE POTENTIAL

19 Comments

PeachsPropertyJul 27, 20154 votes

RIOT will NOT remove a champion from the game.

her passive is her niche.

its great at chasing, but also is a handicap as ur unable to dodge during attacks.

Tails DollJul 27, 20153 votes

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RIOT will NOT remove a champion from the game.

her passive is her niche.

its great at chasing, but also is a handicap as ur unable to dodge during attacks.

If her niche is being a stupid champ with absurd chase potential, absurd kite potential, and absurd infinite dmg potential, then fuck that niche, we dont need her kind here.

ÁCTION IS COMINGJul 27, 20151 votes

[{quoted}](name=Tails Doll,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=402rdTGs,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2015-07-27T05:21:15.003+0000)

If her niche is being a stupid champ with absurd chase potential, absurd kite potential, and absurd infinite dmg potential, then fuck that niche, we dont need her kind here.

her E is actually capped.

But still fuck her.

Tails DollJul 27, 20152 votes

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her E is actually capped.

But still fuck her.

Yeah I think it caps at like 100 or some bullshit like that.

PeachsPropertyJul 29, 20151 votes

Teemo vs Kalista

teemo will win 100% of time

heimer vs kalista is near same thing.

quinn vs kalista same as above.

she has pros and cons.

blinds make her useless.

hard CC kills her easily enough.

and if not paying attention her passive will get her ganked.

KVbqbFsC8eJul 27, 20152 votes

That passive is absolutely cancerous and should have never been allowed to exist.

NilokJul 27, 20151 votes

Sadly, her passive will never be healthy.

Most likely, once Season 5 is over, she will be Kassadin'd over and over again while Riot tries to keep her signature dashes and balance around it. Just like Kassadin who can abuse short range dashes, she too will be nerfed and buffed ad nauseum. She will either be oppressive, or worthless, but never healthy so long as she has that passive.

LaowPingJul 27, 20153 votes

need a bucket for those tears?

Tails DollJul 27, 20152 votes

I could use some yes.

JustMyBassCannonJul 27, 20152 votes

[{quoted}](name=Tails Doll,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=402rdTGs,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-07-27T04:35:32.145+0000)

REMOVE HER GOD DAMN PASSIVE, ADCS ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO HAVE SO MUCH GOD DAMN CHASE POTENTIAL

Where in anywhere ever has anyone with any level of importance said that Marksmen shouldn't have chase potential?

I mean, if that's true, you should be tearing your hair over Vayne, Jinx, Lucian, Draven, Sivir...

Tails DollJul 27, 20152 votes

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Where in anywhere ever has anyone with any level of importance said that Marksmen shouldn't have chase potential?

I mean, if that's true, you should be tearing your hair over Vayne, Jinx, Lucian, Draven, Sivir...

Key words: "THAT MUCH CHASE POTENTIAL". I'm fine an ADC having chase potential. I'm not fine however, with said chase potential having 0 counterplay (Unless you count point and click hard CC, cuz slows dont do jack shit, and skill shots are extreamly hard to hit) and doing ridiculous amounts of DMG on top of that. She can chase you all the way from her tower hitting you none stop and just when you thought you made it BOOM E for tons of dmg.

Her passive should not allow her to move forward. BOOM balanced.

JustMyBassCannonJul 27, 20152 votes

[{quoted}](name=Tails Doll,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=402rdTGs,comment-id=00030000,timestamp=2015-07-27T17:25:56.889+0000)

Her passive should not allow her to move forward. BOOM balanced.

And Riot keeps reminding me why I prefer their balance. Because most of the players on the boards couldn't balance a see-saw with a pair of 10-pound weights.

Tails DollJul 28, 20151 votes

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And Riot keeps reminding me why I prefer their balance. Because most of the players on the boards couldn't balance a see-saw with a pair of 10-pound weights.

Yeah, I dont get paid to balance this game, and champs like kalista shows how incapable they are to make balanced mechanics.

JustMyBassCannonJul 28, 20151 votes

Far be it from me to ever imply that Riot balances the game perfectly.

I'm just saying I would rather ride on a slightly crooked merry-go-round by their design than get catapulted by whatever the fuck you or the rest of this community would make.

Tails DollJul 28, 20151 votes

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Far be it from me to ever imply that Riot balances the game perfectly.

I'm just saying I would rather ride on a slightly crooked merry-go-round by their design than get catapulted by whatever the fuck you or the rest of this community would make.

Considering that since riot stopped listening to the community the balance of this game keeps going down... I dont agree with you.

AtheosisXJul 27, 20152 votes

You know there's something wrong when you have over 500 speed with Hecarim and you struggle to catch her. That was the day I fully realized how ridiculous she is design-wise.

EllaRyu69Jul 27, 20151 votes

and i thought the nerfs on her passive was bad, but i guess i was wrong...

Ser GarlandJul 29, 20151 votes

Kalista is LITERALLY the weakest adc in the game by herself. She is this game's first true adc, a creation who is absolutely confined to playing a duo lane with her soul bound always at her side. Without her support, she will never be able to do the level of damage that other ADCs can perfectly do on their own.

Her one thing, literally her one thing she has now, is her E. She's easier to jump on than Ashe. If you think Kalista has stick, play against a Vayne or a Quinn, or an Ashe. Her E is the only thing that makes her playable because its so good at last hitting and ensuring you get the kill.

I refuse to believe that the Shen of Marksmen is over powered.

Tails DollJul 29, 20151 votes

[{quoted}](name=Ser Garland,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=402rdTGs,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2015-07-29T06:41:13.775+0000)

Kalista is LITERALLY the weakest adc in the game by herself. She is this game's first true adc, a creation who is absolutely confined to playing a duo lane with her soul bound always at her side. Without her support, she will never be able to do the level of damage that other ADCs can perfectly do on their own.

Her one thing, literally her one thing she has now, is her E. She's easier to jump on than Ashe. If you think Kalista has stick, play against a Vayne or a Quinn, or an Ashe. Her E is the only thing that makes her playable because its so good at last hitting and ensuring you get the kill.

I refuse to believe that the Shen of Marksmen is over powered.

That's why it has a 100% pick/ban rate! :D