Dear low Elo-Players: This is why you lose.

You think you can play like the big pros. So you study what they pick, what they build, their masteries, and so on.

But you always keep forgetting: you are not a pro and you are not playing in a team of pros. There is no such thing as true freeElo in this game. Sure, some champs can appear so, but only if someone actually masters them and has a team build completly around that champ with competent players who have also mastered their champs. And if there is such a champ he usually gets blocked out in the ban phase.

So you pick a champ you think is FreeElo and lose horribly. And then you flame. But guess what? The only one at fault is you, dear Fiora/Yasuo player (ofc this applies to other FotM champs as well) that went 0/6/0. You picked a champ way above your level and probably didn't even bother to try to think if that would fit with your team.

And even if you had the mechanical skills down: playing lol is more than just champion mechanics: minion wave manipulation, map awareness, positioning, situation judgement... all that also plays in, and let's be honest, you don't have that all. Because if you had, you would not be playing at my level.

This here is the garbage dump of ELO and I'm stuck here with hoards you dumbasses like YOU. And this is not even covering the toxic players that actually grieve, no, this is just about about the noobs who simply cannot admit that they are noobs and try to imitate LCS BIG PLAYS and then wonder why they are failing horribly.

So do us all a favor and play champs that won't make your team lose in champ select and save your LCS Big Plays for when you are Platinum or higher - and believe me, you can climb there if you stop trying to imitate LCS like a monkey and use your brain instead.

Then maybe, maybe, you'd be more than worthless feeder garbage like that scum that has dragged me down 2 divisions just in one day. You think I'm joking? I just have to look at my match history to find the culprits: a 0/8/0 yasuo for example. or a 2/8 midlane, or that 0/6 midlaner, or that jhin who ragequitted a game because his support took 1 cs by accident. I'm sick of it. Of YOU. It is always the same type of person that screws it, usually the one with an esports-name.

And to top it all you, dear low elo wannabe player, are also the biggest flaming asshole in EVERY GAME. Because, hey, why admit mistakes if you could flood the chat with vulgar cussing? Why try to actually improve at the game when you might as well tell 9 other players to "choke on your balls" (had that one just three hours ago)?

Just do us all a favor: Either stick to safe champs you know you are solid with - or stay out of my game and the game of everyone who actually wants to climb.

And if you still don't care, here is the Tl,dr version, dear trash player: No one wants you, no one needs you and no one will ever love you.

Peace, out.