STOP WITH THE ENDLESS FUCKING TEAMFIGHTS!

I was just in a game where our team got FOUR FUCKING BARON BUFFS AND TWO ELDER DRAGONS!

And my team FUCKING SQUANDERED IT ALL.

They refused to push what little advantage they actually got, insisting on getting one teamfight after another, desperate for that elusive pentakill.

AND THEY FUCKING LOST!

I have seen this happen more times than every person in League combined five hundred quintillion times over, and I am FUCKING SICK OF IT!

HOW FUCKING STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO BASE YOUR ENTIRE VICTORY AND LOSS ON ENDLESS TEAMFIGHTS AND PENTAKILLS?!

And this isn't just one game. It happens literally every game. Everyone wants the teamfight to close the game, obsessing over the teamfights and pentakills, and they aren't even fucking good at any of it. Except they don't end it with that fight. They have to go for one more.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

And another.

It's like a fucking drug.

People are obsessed with victories and climbing the ranked ladder, but they barely even know how to kill one fucking minion without consulting a guide and having everyone on the fucking planet hold their hand the whole time, much less what they actually need to do to win. Instead, they go for the least efficient methods possible, all in the name of getting to flap their mastery dicks in the end for the work someone else did, or so they can feel like they're in the stupid fucking tournaments.

They don't deserve to have ANYTHING!

You deserve every last fucking loss you incur.