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If Riot did matchmaking for football...

1 800 GGTOOEZ··45 votes·1,504 views

...they would balance a team facing off against high school football players by having Tom Brady and a quadriplegic turtle on the same team.

9 Comments

TeCoolMage10 votes

to be fair it's better than having tom brady and 4 high school players against 4 other high school players and a quadriplegic turtle

MasterOfMetaI1 votes

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to be fair it's better than having tom brady and 4 high school players against 4 other high school players and a quadriplegic turtle

What if the turtle is Udyr but he goes into bear form?

TeCoolMage10 votes

Then he destroys the ball with his claws, gets a pentakill, the referee notices he's not even wearing proper attire and wonders why anyone would let a serial killer play football, gets arrested, and gets sentenced to death

Sraeg20135 votes

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/64853930.jpg

disregardable5 votes

The difference in skill on your teams really isn't that large.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdNAFDGtgQc Remember this?

Spoofghoul2 votes

I laughed way to hard at quadriplegic turtle

just got a call from the neighbor asking me whats so funny

Gelmous1 votes

hey man have you thought maybe jokes belong in Memes and Games?

arc951 votes

not often I can truly type lol

Lord Galvatron1 votes

Nah, a better analogy would be that Riot would have a team of Roided Tom Brady's play off against a team of quadriplegic turtles and the turtles constantly yell at each other throughout the entire game.

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