my first game of 2 weeks shows me that this game hasnt changed.

the first thign that i see when i alt tab into my game is my bot anivia with boots and sitting in my mid lane ready to troll. the second i get to my turret she walls me. i say "can you please go bot?" and "i havent done anything to you to deserve this ...". but does that matter?

aftr she soaks 10 minutes of exp and gives fb and another kill to my mid laner, she moves to bot where she plays seriosuly. this of course means nothing to me as i still win lane and get the turret and 100 more cs. but does it end there? my top laner is 0-6 and refuses to stop diving the enemy laner who has shown she can 1v1 him with ease. but does it end there? my jungler is 1-10 and keeps suiciding into their enemy turrets because he wont group or do anything.

he was playing ap trynd and i didnt type a single thing since early game to the trolling anivia. the game ends where i have the most gold and damage AND cs over EVERYONE in the game. the anivia says "gg yasuo too heavy" and leaves. the enemy team says gg easy and leave.

and im here wondering where i went wrong in installing this game. how does this always seem to happen to me and me only? if you're here to tell me you dont care, then let me tell you i dont give two fucks about your comment as well.