Basically adcs

Ashe passive- You can't crit you just slow Q- Bow is an m-16 W- Large poke with slow E- Vision anywhere you want R- Global stun

Draven Passive- MONEY MAKIN! Q- Garen wishes he could spin like these W- Nike airs E- BEGON THOT! R- Spinny slashy whoosh!

Lucian Passive- double autos nonstop (what the fuck) Q- Poke that has no startup W- Poke that does little damage E- GOTTA GO FAST R- Drive by

Jinx Passive- Kill stuff go quick Q- Rockets go boom, machine gun go SKRRRRT W- You've activated my trap card! E- Annoying slow (fix it's fucking hitbox) R- RUUUN BITCH! RUUUUN!

Ezreal Passive- Go die Q- Go die W- Go die E- Go die R- Go die Seriously go die ezreal fuck you.

Jhin Passive- Feed the zed Q- Extra auto that going boing W- Easiest skillshot to dodge (this is what jinx's zap should be) E- Traps? maybe that was W idk R- Just stand still he'll miss half the time

Vayne Passive- Nothing personal kid (you go zoom quick ) Q- Extra auto empower W- r.i.p tanks E- See that wall? Want a closer look? R- Pfft counterplay?

Miss fortune. Passive- First hit does WOW damages Q- bouncyboi shot, does very many damages W- Literally moby boots but better E- MAKE IT RAAAAAAIN R- lol run...

Then we get to the worst adc

Sivir Passive- Shity vayne wannabe Q- useful for about 5 minutes W- extra auto proc..for 3 autos...Great for farming E- useful for about 5 minutes, then is irrelevant R- You make everyone SLIGHTLY faster for 6 seconds

And that's essentially all the adcs in the game that are ever really played, except varus, and I'll do him in 4 words. Better version of Ashe.

Welcome to the life of an adc, now do what any normal person would do, and just take play mages. In conclusion, ezreal seriously go fucking die in a dumpster.