If you wanted one champion ability in real life, what would it be?

TF ult.

Screw driving.

passive

building sandcastles in everyone's front yard oh wait i can already do that

ehh...

then i want ult crap i already have that ability

hmmm difficult decision

AH i know Q poison gas wait a second ye come to think of it i can do that too already.

And isn't an option either my nose has got that covered

What about well i suppose i already have a tentacle

shrooms but i can grow some myself

damn its hard to find anything

i think ill settle for hyperkinetic position reverser might come in handy in the bedroom

gangplank w I'd just start selling oranges and curing myself of anything. Got run over? It's K.

Polymorph.

It's one of the best self-defense tools. And a tool if you want peace and quiet.

Soraka heal.

Help people get better :D

Illaoi passive. Mhmm, then find some women. ehehehe smirk

Q

Squishs ants for a year I AM NOW ONE-PUNCH MAN!

There are a few I'd like:

ultimate ultimate ultimate W ultimate passive W ultimate!

I would be quite content with any of those! lol

Except that Ekko can go back in time for a maximum of like 4 minutes.

You played yourself.

Zilean ult, katarina's e, or Azir's w

All Teemo abilities. That's right I'm going full satan

Being able to go invisible.

passive is pretty dope.

Ezreal's E.

Soraka W or Eve P.

w

Mhm.. cant decide between TF ult and Time Controll like Zilean/Ekko <.< Guess the last one is better, but could cause some... problems ^^' ...

Thresh lantern - to help people cross the street if they didn't make the light

passive Become the world's greatest hitman. Eventually, after I've killed 80 people/animals, I will kill anything with a single shot, no matter how strong.

Ahris E