Advises for people who want to main Teemo

first of all yes i had a lot of free time. i main teemo for 3 years. and thats how I play.
thats me recommending builds,runes,masteries anyone can have a different game style from me. no problem. thats my small account my main account has been banned. thanks

1. in order to play teemo successfully you have to understand it doesn't matter win or lose. your only role in the game is just make the opponent rage quit to the point he gets his computer and throw it from the window. 2.you can play any role top,mid,adc-apc,support and jungle with no problem . but in every position you need different masteries,runes,item build, strategy.
2. Place your mushrooms in positions that will help you to control and have vision in your lane. for example if you play top put at least 2 mushrooms in every single bush . and in the opening mid-top .
3. always carry at least 1 mushroom on you. that's A MUST.
4. if you play mid against an ap opponent take and doesn't matter if they are not on recommended . if your opponent is noub and you control the lane easily just go for the normal build. ( recommended)

there are 4 broken builds for teemo

1. full magic pen teemo. in this build your mushrooms will deal around 900-1000 damage to adcs and non tanky champions. and your Q 850-900
2. Adc teemo. you will make your opponents suffer in melee battles but your mushrooms and Q won't deal more than 200-400 damage.
3. the most annoying build in my opinion for your opponent : TANKMO , you wont deal that great damage , but you wont die easily.
4. Hybrid Teemo , you will get maximum life steal and if the opponent team don't have a bunch of cc you might be able of 1v5 (if u are fed enough)

Runes for each build : build #1 : greater mark of magic pen x9 , greater glyph of magic pen x9 , greater quintessence of magic pen. greater seal of speed attack. build #2 greater mark of speed attack , greater glyph of speed attack , greater glyph and quintessence of speed attack... build #3 doesn't matter. you are a tanky teemo . build #4 greater mark of speed attack , greater glyph of ap , greater seal of attack speed, greater quintessence of ap

Masteries : build 1-2 and 4 cunning : wanderer ,secret stash , merciless , greenfather's gift , precision , thunderlords , ferocity : fury , fresh blood , either vampirism or natural talent , bounty hunter . build 3 (tankmo) : cunning : the same. resolve : unyielding , siegemaster , veteran's scars , perseverance