I feel like Lord Dominicks Regards and Void Stuff are too boring but too good to pass out on

Anyone else feels this way, i hate building LDR cause its literally just a deal more damage item, nothing more to it, no interesting features, no interesting stats, mechanics, utility, nothing, the item screams boring yet its just so good and efficent that you need to build it.

Is there any way to make it more interesting, im not talking about a buff or making it overloaded, remove some AD but give it some interesting features instead, for example deals 50% more damage to shields, or steals 5 armor per hit up to 25, or maybe even an active component like your next attack reveals an enemy for 3 seconds, just anything to make it less boring.

Is a good example of an interesting arpen item, it has a mechanic to it, it has health and utility that you can play around like autoing a minion while chasing someone to get that boost, it changes the way you play the game more so than now you just kill faster.

Im actually happy when i get some heavy healing enemy team so its more usefull to buy just because its a little bit more interesting to use, any ideas how to make the item more interesting?