I can't even possibly imagine what your day-to-day consists of, or has become, that your posts, your mannerisms-- your entire attitude towards League-- aren't 'that bad.'
Or maybe it's like the frog, in the boiling water, where you have no idea that things have gotten this bad.
ARAM teaches plenty, if you're willing to learn-- how to handle yourself in a pitched teamfight, not least of all. And if I thought, for even a single goddam second that the discussion would go anywhere with you, I'd have it, even if you disagreed.
But it's not disagreeing. It's just... some vortex of nice things. Everything you suggest is basically an absolute with a negative connotation.
I mean, any day now, I'm waiting for your goddam Livejournal, chock full of your existentially angsty poetry.
About how ARAM is silly and people who enjoy it are smelly poos.