So Illaoi.

The thigh guy··2 votes·892 views

Why is she allowed to be the tankiest person in the game, deal more damage than the entire champion pool, heal for her entire hp bar x99, AND BE HANDED A FREE LANE. This champion is so stupid. If she is picked your entire team has to be dedicated to deal with exclusively her. You cannot have even one pick that isn’t meant entirely for Illaoi.

It’s absolutely stupid.

The hashinshins cried so hard that their role was “ so weak and unplayable” that now they determine every game by default.

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Jamaree4 votes

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Why is she allowed to be the tankiest person in the game, deal more damage than the entire champion pool, heal for her entire hp bar x99, AND BE HANDED A FREE LANE. This champion is so stupid. If she is picked your entire team has to be dedicated to deal with exclusively her. You cannot have even one pick that isn’t meant entirely for Illaoi.

It’s absolutely stupid.

The hashinshins cried so hard that their role was “ so weak and unplayable” that now they determine every game by default.

Because she is incredibly slow and incredibly easy to kite as she has NO mobility and rather short range.

The thigh guy1 votes

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Because she is incredibly slow and incredibly easy to kite as she has NO mobility and rather short range.

Oh yes. The fact that every bruiser is at a constant 600ms with deadman’s and plague items. But you know. No mobility.

Jamaree3 votes

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Oh yes. The fact that every bruiser is at a constant 600ms with deadman’s and plague items. But you know. No mobility.

I mean if you are including items, then no champion has no weakness. Yi is unstoppable because he always has all his items as it every hyper carry.

Also, what is stopping you from kiting them still?

The thigh guy1 votes

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I mean if you are including items, then no champion has no weakness. Yi is unstoppable because he always has all his items as it every hyper carry.

Also, what is stopping you from kiting them still?

600+ ms stop you from kiting them. I like how you people say “just kite them”

Okay. Go kite the 1400 ms hecarim. Tell me how that goes.

Jamaree3 votes

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600+ ms stop you from kiting them. I like how you people say “just kite them”

I repeat, if we are factoring items into the equation, no champion has any weakness. Anivia isn't mana hungry, Yi is unstoppable because he always has six items, and Nasus can't be stopped because he is always at the end game.

That isn't how this game works though, and you know it. At the point where they are freely moving at 600 ms at all times, they are fed, which is on you and they kind of deserve.

Okay. Go kite the 1400 ms hecarim. Tell me how that goes.

I'm not sure what that has to do with Illaoi and you don't kite Hecarim, when did we start talking about Hecarim.

The thigh guy1 votes

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I repeat, if we are factoring items into the equation, no champion has any weakness. Anivia isn't mana hungry, Yi is unstoppable because he always has six items, and Nasus can't be stopped because he is always at the end game.

That isn't how this game works though, and you know it. At the point where they are freely moving at 600 ms at all times, they are fed, which is on you and they kind of deserve.

I'm not sure what that has to do with Illaoi and you don't kite Hecarim, when did we start talking about Hecarim.

Items Do come into play. Name one champion who doesn’t build items. I’ll wait.

Hecarim was an example to your “just kite them” argument and how ms isn’t relevant to it. Kite the 1400 ms hecarim. If it doesn’t mean anything you should be Able to so do it no problem.

Jamaree2 votes

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Items Do come into play. Name one champion who doesn’t build items. I’ll wait.

All champions build items, but if you want to go on the logic that items remove the flaws champions have, you have to then also say that for literally every champion when we all know that isn't true.

Hecarim was an example to your “just kite them” argument and how ms isn’t relevant to it. Kite the 1400 ms hecarim. If it doesn’t mean anything you should be Able to so do it no problem.

I'm not sure who says that, but I didn't so I don't know why you are bringing it up here?

The thigh guy1 votes

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All champions build items, but if you want to go on the logic that items remove the flaws champions have, you have to then also say that for literally every champion when we all know that isn't true.

I'm not sure who says that, but I didn't so I don't know why you are bringing it up here?

Whatever dude. Pussyfoot around valid arguments because you don’t have anything to say about them.

Jamaree2 votes

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Whatever dude. Pussyfoot around valid arguments because you don’t have anything to say about them.

As opposed to crying about a champion being broken while using buzzwords without using anything of substance?

Juggs can be kited, unless they are fed. Illaoi got fed, she got to stop, get better.

Eedat2 votes

Just walk out of her ult lol. Also, have you considered any armor at all?

The thigh guy1 votes

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Just walk out of her ult lol. Also, have you considered any armor at all?

Except armor doesn’t work cause conquerer and endless pen and %shred. But okay.

Eedat2 votes

You mean that conqueror that she didnt even have and the zero armor shred in her kit?

Moody P1 votes

Someone lose to Illaoi today?

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