Dear LoL Casters

This is a public service announcement for everyone's benefit;

Contrary to popular belief, shouting during every play does not create hype and interest, it creates pain from the sudden spike in volume, confusion from the random syllables you emit at a faster pace than your volume allows for, and anger at your attempts to manipulate emotion.

Calm down. Just because you're colloquially known as "Shoutcasters" does not mean you actually have to shout like a dumbass.

Thank You. The more you know.