How to play Gangplank: A guide for landlubbers

Ahoy lads, do you want to know how to play as the saltiest dog on the high seas? Then listen up! Follow this guide and 1v5ing the best LCS team will be like swatting a fly.

1. Insta-lock Gangplank. Ain't no other bilgerat worthy of playin' him.
2. Go where ever you want. Do what you want for a pirate is free. You are a pirate
3. Put this on in the background: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=GXoZsgNHquM#Alestorm_-_You_Are_A_Pirate
4. When ever you get a kill, use pirate insults, like these: "I be usin' ye for chum!" "Ye ain't even fit for keelhaulin" "Drink up me hearties, yo ho!" "Come here, and I'll hang ye from the end of the mast!" "I'll keelhaul', you, ye filthy landlubber" "Ye lily-liverred scallywags!" "To the slaughter docks with him!"
5. Win, sail off on the high seas with all your booty, and have rum and wenches for ye crew

Good work, lads. Ye be the saltiest dog on the high seas now. Take what's yours!