rito pls do the nerf to the slam jam man

HayRoss··282 votes·30,572 views

i was playing the slam jam man when i sawa filthy demsyin skrub who wasn't slammed. this could not happen for all demsyins will be slammde. so i went up to him to slam him like this: http://s9.postimg.org/3r2j9qjov/Slam1.png

so then i used my spin move: http://s13.postimg.org/c1zx8jdl3/Slam2.png

and then i used my slow move so he couldnt run away like the rest of teh filthy demasyin cow warts: http://s21.postimg.org/fda6y0lfb/Slam3.png

and then i could finally SLAM JAM. but before i could use it he died from blood loss so i couldnt slam him: http://s28.postimg.org/7d99iobvx/Slam4.png

ATENTION RITO GAME:

daryus is doing so much damage that he can't slam pls do the nerf so i can slam

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RiotColin133 votes

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i was playing the slam jam man when i sawa filthy demsyin skrub who wasn't slammed. this could not happen for all demsyins will be slammde. so i went up to him to slam him like this: http://s9.postimg.org/3r2j9qjov/Slam1.png

so then i used my spin move: http://s13.postimg.org/c1zx8jdl3/Slam2.png

and then i used my slow move so he couldnt run away like the rest of teh filthy demasyin cow warts: http://s21.postimg.org/fda6y0lfb/Slam3.png

and then i could finally SLAM JAM. but before i could use it he died from blood loss so i couldnt slam him: http://s28.postimg.org/7d99iobvx/Slam4.png

ATENTION RITO GAME:

daryus is doing so much damage that he can't slam pls do the nerf so i can slam

Your beautiful art inspired me. http://i.imgur.com/MU1Rcz4.png

Mundo31 votes

[{quoted}](name=Riot Colin,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=pZpFETnl,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2016-01-21T18:41:49.805+0000)

Your beautiful art inspired me. http://i.imgur.com/MU1Rcz4.png

God bless this amazing artist.

Penta Penguin6 votes

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RiotRiot Baconhawk132 votes

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There's nothing more annoying than these pointless threads getting Red posts that are equally pointless...

You do have a board for the meme and game shit

I think this was a clever way of saying "riot nerf darius" in a memorable and hilarious way that isn't just... complaining. I for one appreciate the effort and thought it was great :D

Nazzadan5 votes

It wasn't a clever way of saying anything, at no point in the game can a Darius kill a Garen with a single Q, a single W, and the two bleed stacks from aforementioned abilities. The OP was clearly trying to make a cute "rito pls" comic in the vein of the old actually funny comics like "I'm wearing him as a hat," and the first Rioter to respond did so with an MS paint comic. The dude you are responding to is right, there is a board for this and I really wish there was a way a Rioter could flag their posts as not game related so the red tracker doesn't pick up things like this. People that "just complain" about a champion being too strong with actual numbers or even anecdotal evidence are better than a hyperbolic MS paint comic full of le cutesy misspelled words, by the way.

waspcreaturesx58 votes

God forbid a riot employee innocently respond to a funny post. As of they're not allowed to respond to anything but serious business ever.

Quit taking things too literally. It was an amusing way of pointing out that Darius is too strong.

You sir take the Internet too seriously.

Nazzadan2 votes

It was as cringy as you unironically saying "you sir." Also stop saying Darius is too strong as if it was fact.

brandonf13127 votes

dont you think you have enough downvotes already?

A Liberal19 votes

It's okay, salt has been known to clog the humor sensors

3ofGot40ve1 votes
Tyaldan4 votes

it puts the lotion in the kench

Squidsmastah7 votes

I too was inspired.

http://i.imgur.com/vvDTTlL.png

Critmaster Garen49 votes
Hedgehog Hustler9 votes

how do you expect a level -3 demacian pleb to do justice to the slam jam man? unreasonable standards

Nahara5 votes

Well, it IS true damage if the slam jam man is the villain...

Rossendale13 votes

Upvoted for "filthy demasyin pleb"

AIIan10 votes

Upvoted the thread for the astounding art.

Z Statistic9 votes

These young people today... Slam jam? Only one champion has the right to use that phrase, and it ain't Darius.

ERG H4V0C20 votes

YOU SPEAK LIES, THE DUNK MASTER CAN USE WHATEVER NAME HE PLEASES

HayRoss14 votes

Dunk, slam, slam jam. It is all the same. It comes in many words, but the meaning is the same

Senial27 votes

They know nothing of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-fIOrUTIOQ

GET DUNKED!MasterYi GET DUNKED!MasterYi GET DUNKED!MasterYi GET DUNKED!MasterYi

Laughing Fish9 votes

Hmm, how do I put this gently.... You are a damn fool. Nobody can escape justice, especially not Noxian scum. http://i.imgur.com/QuB9ONa.png?noredirect

Yura May Zing4 votes

Report darius 5 hacking, his not using the manas

HayRoss9 votes

No, he just had a full scaling mana regen runepage

2DunksFromHell4 votes

people still complaing about Darius? ahahha xD

HayRoss17 votes

yes this is an imporant issue i cannot do the slams this is internatoinal crysis

orangepuffity3 votes

Crysis 4? Or 3: Slammajamma edition?

Old Man Riven4 votes

I feel like this just can't be ok; too much like trying to be the legend that was OrbitalDropKick:

http://imgur.com/gallery/Vy37Q

HayRoss6 votes

I've quite literally never seen that until now. Plus, that comic lacks Comic sans, Microsoft paint, and has proper grammar. And my comic has an important underlying message and deep character development

Xenomancers1 votes

darius is a serious issue right now. An absolute must ban in solo q. If he gets fed in lane - which is almost impossible for him not too he can win the game solo.

Squidsmastah3 votes

------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Joke

-----------------------------------------> Your Head

But yeah I do agree. In solo Q not too many people know how to deal with Darius.

#BanDunkman

Xenomancers6 votes

I watch pro and diamond games all the time. Darius is always dominating top end play too. You can't "deal" with Darius. He is simply stronger than every other champion due to his passive and healing plus overloaded ult.

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