Dear people playing Mordekaiser "ADC bot".....

BeatzBoyFTW·8/25/2015, 7:04:24 AM·1 votes·1,975 views

You guys are literally the dumbest people I have ever played with, and I'm not saying it just because "but he is a top laner not adc hurr durr durr". I'm fine with you playing ADC Morde, but most of the times, you guys are just plain doing it without even thinking. Stop that, and read the following lists provided:

1) Having a Dragon by your side

Okokokokok, your ult passive makes a dragon ghost, I get it! But it does not signifies:

  • needing to Baron right away with nearby enemy team at full HP.
  • think you're a so-called "megatank" which even overpowers Garen(prework), Sion & Malphite. It's a freaking dragon with the slowest attack speed & no CC, you look like a freaking idiot diving in like a fking Xin Zhao.

Don't get cocky just because you have a pet dragon. It literally has no mind of its own, and is still less annoying than an Alistar . Enemies can literally walk around dragon and focus you down hard.

2) Not knowing what the heck to build on Morde

If you're building full AP on Morde(like my last game was), then clearly you did not read the patch notes. You're clearly don't even know what the fk you're doing as bot Morde as you're only here because people say so. Don't be an obedient dog, and learn to read some patch notes. Read them. UNDERSTAND them. Don't be a fool & then get thousands of unnecessary reports from your teammates, or worse, even enemy team sees you as a disgrace.

3) Why you think Morde needs Relic Shield for

Because 2 Relic Shields item 3302 item 3302 , that's what's for! Not with the likes of Zileanitem 3303 , not a Janna item 3301 . Double Relic means 2x the lane sustain, so pair your Relic Morde with the likes of Braum Alistar TahmKench Taric.

Now you guys better improve yourself. The next time I still see people playing bot Morde without acknowledging the lists here, there's an "Unskilled Player" report waiting for you.

5 Comments

SEKAI8/25/2015, 7:07:04 AM1 votes

"Unskilled player" report does practically nothing, I was sure that everyone and their mother has already know that.

agbudar8/25/2015, 7:10:04 AM1 votes

dude unless my support is tanky i leave the game before it starts

morde WILL NOT work unless he has tank/cc/initiate Braum Blitzcrank Leona etc cc/damage Annie Lux etc,

stuff like Sona is ok but that lane is asking to be ganked.