Splipushing..

A guide on splitpushing? Luckily, I already have one pre-made.

First, buy Tryndamere . Got him? Good. Let's begin the FreELO train to Challenger.

When game starts, build Doran's Blade and a health pot . Make sure you grab yellow trinket. Mute everyone with /mute all, since no one knows how to play this fucking game.

Hit minions. Don't stop hitting minions. Get your E first so you can GTFO if the enemy jungler comes. If the enemy top tries to do something, use W, hit him with a few basics. If you kept hitting minions, you'll hit him with a 35% crit chance. Fuck him up. Use Q to heal, then keep hitting minions. Don't stop hitting minions.

Build BOTRK ->Shiv ->Infinity Edge . Upgrade your trinket at level 9. If you kept hitting minions you'll have enough gold.

Hit minions. Don't stop hitting minions.

Enemy comes to lane? Hit them. Hit them faster. FASTER.

Someone else comes to help out? Run away. I don't care if you're three levels above them (and you will, just keep hitting minions) run away.

Wait for them to leave. Ward. Push lane again. Keep hitting minions.

Is your team losing? Good. Now you can push into the enemy base. Keep hitting minions.

Never help your team in teamfights unless you're 100% sure you'll make a difference. E in, hit them. Hit them faster. FASTER. Use Q if you get low health, then R. Hit them even faster. Then Q before R runs out. If they run away, W then E them.

Hit minions.

If you can't make a difference in the teamfight, then hit minions. Fuck your team, hit minions.

Did you die at any point pass lane phase? If you did, you're Bronze V. Buy Wards. Use them.

Do you have 75638928947 CS?

If you don't, then I have one question.

Why aren't you hitting minions?

Joke posts aside...the whole point of split pushing is to provide pressure and force the enemy team to accommodate for it...if they don't...you should be able to hold out 4 v 5 at a turret while taking one of theirs. Generally speaking the best split pushers are either A...tower killing champions...or B...someone with a global presence (top lane teleports, shen ults, TF etc). With a tower killing champion like a Tryndamere, TF, or Trist...you can take down the tower so fast that the enemy cannot send people to stop you in time...you're able to take down the tower and port back before a response.

Obviously that doesn't always work...but taking a tower for a single life is almost always worth it. Likewise if you have a global presence like Shen or TF or a champ that has tele on cooldown..you can split push...and if the enemy team attempts to engage a 4 v 5 they can instantly get into the action and respond while the minions that they've pushed to the other tower continue to do damage and take it down.

There are some champions you simply never want to split push with...they just aren't useful. They tend to be weak auto damage champions that don't provide good/fast damage to a turret. Most mid lane mages outside of TF or a Ziggs with lichbane are terrible at it...so you generally want to leave split pushing to a tower killing ADC (Jinx or Trist), a jungle champion with good tower killing like Udyr, or your top laner who has the beef to take on someone one v one or the summoners/abilities needed to quickly get out of dodge and rejoin the team.

Remember split pushing is all about the combination of tower objective and pressure control.