Okay Bronzies/Silvers, I'm tired of your goddamn beginner's habits in game

BeatzBoyFTW·6/20/2015, 2:57:11 AM·3 votes·861 views

Yep, I made a thread similar to this before, but apparently you guys needed more attention to it

I just played a game where I was the only one carrying as Panth jungle, and all my teammates did is go left & right in the jungle repeatedly getting face-checked & dies. Even during teamfights & skirmishes, all of them have not much common sense & just spams their keys wherever they want. This is something that I need to consume 5 painkillers for. So here are 3 things you should need to know:

  1. Stop Being A Show-Off

  2. Don't be a Nuisance

  3. Have some Common Sense

  4. Applies to people who loves diving under circumstances which they have 90% rate of getting killed while diving for no kills at all, especially Riven Vayne players.

When you see one guy at 1 Hp with his 4 other healthy teammates and you still dive that, I'm not gonna help you. Our whole team wasn't even there, and you dive just for benefiting yourself without even thinking what the enemies would gain for themselves. This case appears a lot more if you're the only underfed idiot ike 2/15.

I'm gonna tell you this. STOP IT All you did is could be a chance of gaining 300 golds for yourself, while enemy killer will most likely kill you with 300 gold plus shared assisted gold for his other teammates. You did nothing but gave the enemies even more gold advantages than a simpleton like you with 300 gold enough to get a item 1036 .

  1. Applies to people who stays in teamfights/skirmishes with 1 Hp & 1 mana where they can't do anything other than just AA.

When you're as low as this, just recall. You won't benefit much to the whole team if you're in this state. You'r nothing but a dog food waiting for the enemy team to feast on you, and is still technically a 4v5 with you in the way. And when you're this low during laning phase, dont wait for your mid/top/adc to turret-dive you for the kill. And when you've just killed your lane opponent & left a sliver of health, recall. Just fking recall. Stop waiting for the enemy jungler to last-hit you just because you wanted to grab cs/attack turret. Dont be a nuisance to the whole team for keeping up this habit.

  1. Applies to people who doesn't know how to manage the cast time of the abilities of a certain champion.

When you're 1v1 against a opponent, say you're Jinx vs Ashe . It takes roughly about 4 AAs to kill her, while Ashe also takes 4 AAs to kill you. Just when the two of you reaches the 3rd AAs and you have one last 0.5 secs moment to kill your opponent, use your goddamn 4th AA, not the fking ult. All you did is waste about 1 second worth of attacking & made the opponent killed you faster.

Also, when you're running away from an enemy at 1 Hp and it seems that continuing running would escape him, just fking run. Not stop to throw an ability hoping the enemy would flinch & back off.

And when you see a skillshot(Jinx's W) coming in your way, dodge sideways, not going straight along the skillshot. It's like using summoner 4 along the straight path of Sion's ult, which is retarded as hell.


I will always keep this bumped for everytime I ran into this types of behaviour.

4 Comments

Głacıes6/20/2015, 6:36:44 AM2 votes

You have good points XD I'm not speaking personally when I say this, but if you present these points in a less abrasive manner, I'm sure more people would listen.

But Riven and Vayne are so fun to play, how rude

Xonra6/20/2015, 11:18:16 PM2 votes

I'd appreciate this post more if you didn't come off as a pretentious ass.

As it stands, just downvoting and not bothering to even read, as I can only assume from your title that you are just going to talk down to people and assume you know it all, so why bother?

Maybe actually present this in a "trying to help way", instead of a "you are a dumbass I obviously know better, stop messing ME up" way, people would listen, instead of rolling their eyes and ignoring you.

I love Waffles6/20/2015, 6:31:59 AM1 votes

Please stay top of the Forum, been playing on a smurf and so much of this retarded shit is going on, its ridiculous.

lavacrush6/20/2015, 11:12:30 PM1 votes

As a total silver noob, i actually appreciate posts like this. I am that Person that ults on the 4th aa. I will keep this post in mind. Thank you.