@Riot, why do you still make it so you can whiff on items...?

You had a perfect chance to make it so that every player gets at least 1 item for the first few minions. ...but instead of doing that you give the possibility that someone can STILL get absolutely screwed over. Because a person can get 1 gold. Why? Why? Why not just make it so everyone gets at least 1 random item?

No one wants 1 gold. I don't want 4 gold after I kill krugs. I want an item.