: Quinn, would you step into my throne room, please? I have a question I must ask you.
: Of course, your Highness. How may I serve you?
: Now, correct me if I am wrong, Quinn, but I have been a fair and loyal prince throughout my years.
: There is no doubt about that, your Highnes-
: Since my induction as General, my only thought has been to serve the Demacian people.
: Of course --
: Yet, on the eve of Warring Kingdom's five-year anniversary, I have yet to receive so much as a wink or nudge from the Riot Skins Team.
: Oh, so we're breaking the fourth wall now --
: Take that in, Quinn. It has been nearly five grueling years since Warring Kingdoms, when I braved henceforth upon my steed into the burning flames of international war.
: Doesn't Shen have it worse, thoug-
: Now I ask you, Quinn, of boundless vision and endless insight: What the hell gives? Am I not... handsome enough? EPIC enough?
: Well, your Highness, of course that's not true -- we could always petition the Riot Skins Team to create a new skin for you, however, or send interesting ideas their way for inspiration.
: Hmm... go on.
: This may sound drastic, and I mean no disrespect to His Royal Majesty, but what if we petitioned "King Jarvan IV" -- a legendary 1820 skin with new voice lines and animations?
: rubs chin I would look good in my father's armor... hell, I'd love to finally get some petricite on me, too....
https://i.imgur.com/35CxnAO.png" : squawks, cackling
: (No, Valor, I am not going to petition a Queen Quinn skin! blushes)
: It shall be done! Please write up a formal report of our meeting today, Quinn. I trust you to deliver it to Riot's headquarters by night fall, lest my seemingly endless wait for this skin rot me into a state as utterly repulsive as Urgot's.
: By Demacia's will, I shall see it through, your Hig---I mean, your Majesty. winks
https://i.imgur.com/35CxnAO.png" : Report in hand, Valor takes to the skies on a top-secret delivery mission to Riot HQ. On the way, however, he spots a beautiful female eagle and -- overcome by passion -- drops the report into the nearest "Jarvan skin when?!" thread. That silly bird!