Whats you favourite quote from Kled so far?
His quotes are hilarious
mines "Hi im Kled,This is skaarl,your going to die now"
Pretty sure thats how it goes
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" HOLY SH*T, WHERE ARE WE?! guess we're gonna have to kill our way out."
or
"Don't let the door hit you on the way to HELL!"
""There's fixing to be two sounds: me hitting you, and BLALAHAHALALAHA!!!!"
On killing Cass: "That girl was messed up. I mean, even before we killed her."
every quote where he wishes the enemys death but the top 5 are ´´i´ll murder your whole family!´´ ´´i´ll cut you open and use your rips to scratch my back! because it is itchy! VERY ITCHY´´ ´´i´m gonna make you wish that you are a halluci-nation!´´ ´´awwww....did i accidently stab you with my long axe? UNTIL YOU WHERE DEAD?!´´ ´´I´LL REACH DOWN YOUR THROAT,AND TURN YOUR LUNGS INTO MITTEEEEEENS!!!´´
and the absolute best when he kills a yordle champion: ´´awwww,you where so cute....`FOR I RIPPED YOUR FUZZY HEAD OFF!´´
His quotes are hilarious
mines "Hi im Kled,This is skaarl,your going to die now"
Pretty sure thats how it goes
It actually goes, HI! I'm Kled, and this heres Scaarl. Prepare to die.
"You are perturbing my tranquility!"
"You just justified a preemptive retaliatory strike!"
"I came here to... well, I don't know what I came here for, but I'm gonna' defend it!"
"Usually I find conversation boring and useless. You remind me I'm right."
"I AM THE BRUTAL INSTRUMENT OF MY OWN DESTINY!" or "I can only express myself through violence!"
The one about him being a apple pie of angry.
"Well, my foot wanted to meet your ass, and I'm about to give them a shotgun wedding!"
I hate his voiceover. Too cocky and violent,I'm pretty sure everyone he has his disrespectful taunt for can rip his head off
"I don't need nothing but this axe... and this gun... and this hat."
"Invade Ionia ye said, It´ll be fine ye said, FINE YE SAID!" from the englisch VO, but I switched my LoL back to german because that VO is far more funny. Although the one with the oil is nice, "I remember at the gates of (forgot the Name) where they tried to use boiling oil on us, BUT YOU CANT DEEP FRY COURAGE!" or sth like that