Riot needs to take a page from Pro-Wrestling

I mean, just once, in one of these story lines, I'd like the invading army to be at the door, ready to take [OTHER CITY] by force, and then have some 3rd faction come in and hit that invading army with a chair. Hell, it could even be within. Morde's raising an army in the Shadow Isles. Ionia attempts to stop him, Morde's captured the main protagonists, and is about to drink Lee Sin's soul when Maokai, with the help of Yorik comes out of nowhere to kick him off of a cliff.

And Phreak needs to say something like "My gawd, that's the Undertakers music" as it's happening. I need this level of thrill, Riot. Make me think more of your champs are dead.