Which Champions are most likely to be married but aren't confirmed married?

So, if the retcon rule holds true, has a daughter suggesting he's married or at least had a significant partner. and are definitely married, politically at least. has a SHURIMA harem. lost his wife, Senna. I might be missing more, but I think that's all.

So here's my opinion on who's most likely, likely, somewhat likely, unlikely, or very unlikely to be married

MOST LIKELY (5/5 chance) "Ok." to every proposal <killing joke reference goes here> Draven probably made several errors in judgement while under the influence of alcohol in a Bilgewater tavern with a cheap chapel next door. honestly to me, Darius seems like a good family man and Draven is that wild uncle he's royalty, although I imagine he's more of betrothed to someone rather than married - or he is married she's pretty old, surely she must have married some men for power/influence/contol of Noxus? the guy totally looks like he has a wife and a few mistresses on the side married before he got killed and reanimated leader of the Ursine needs heirs Urgot was handsome once. His beauty was said to enamor woman and man alike. But even he was human at heart and found one who he wished to share his life with. Upon a small plot of unblighted land, rare in the Empire, he raised his many daughters. Although stern a father, he doted on them with stuffed animals and sweets. But such lifestyle has its costs. Each time the Noxian High Command sent a missive calling Urgot for his duties as Huntsman of the Empire, Urgot would comply. Each time he kissed his daughters and wife goodbye, he would turn - but each time he would leave a piece of himself behind. Soon, more of the man once called Urgot was left rotting away on some distant battlefield than the man who would sit at the family table drinking his beloved wife's dumplings through a straw. Eventually, he grew angry and with his sole good arm struck out against his family. Rage boiled within him. Rage as losing limb and life. Rage at the cruelty of his form and the beauty of his daughters who, in his eyes, did not dare spend a single second with him. He despised them all. All of them... must... be maimed like he was maimed... burned like he was burned... blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne...

LIKELY (4/5 chance) both lost a bet, the plot [ minus -ed Fate], they married each other. Turns out Zaun is very open about that stuff. I kind of also think he might not married, since the guy is more myth than actual human He must be fighting in Freljord to get away from his wife Marry some chump for his wealth and land only to divorce sounds very Fiora to me, that or she teases them relentlessly with the promise of marriage like Queen Elizabeth or something dat 'stache says he's been through a lot It can't be that hard to find a Minotaur-ess, right? She's a duchess, so I can see it happening She seems like the sort that married out of duty more than love Maybe, then again she leads a merc band and that doesn't leave time to settle down or maybe now that she's a princess or whatever... she could... Freljord nobility/royalty - likely married After centuries posing as the leader of the Frostguard, she must have married at least once in her past lives, right? Or maybe they do the eternal maiden thing

SOMEWHAT LIKELY (3/5 chance) I don't know how trolls mate but I'll assume Trundle at least got some gals in his cave or under his favorite bridge The avatar of the sun gets lonely too He might have found someone to open that bakery with !?!?!?! Eh, could be a 'I could die any day' sort of deal. I honestly find mute girls very attractive Ate his wife Before he went Undeath'd Maybe he has a lifelong mate Maybe his lifelong mate was the one who took his eye Before he turned blue Before he lost his hair Before he lost his wife to cancer

UNLIKELY (2/5 chance) no heirs, maybe he never found 'The One'? probably has no time for love or marriage since he's running away from the po-po she's basically Batman, so no - but she is nobility so... iono maybe someone was into blue scales, unlikely, but sure most definitely arranged marriage, or maybe one of those 'honest mistakes' with Ezreal back at Seaworld 'Ball and Chain Club' sounded good at the time Before he went full metal Mordekaiser I've always thought she was too attached to that ball... Before he went full alligator Before he went full narrator Before he went full Ascended magical girl If Brand was like the Human Torch and could FLAME OFF, I think he could be pretty hot with the ladies. Too busy hiding his embarrassment Good clean family man She's married... to the law? She's a homewrecker IT TURNS OUT HIS WIFE ISN'T INTO MACHINE PLAY

VERY UNLIKELY (1/5 chance) he's a goddamn robot and they can't love he's straw, sticks, in a sack HE'S A MONSTER. MONSTERS CANT MARRY. No female Fizz-species will ever tolerate the BS this guys throws She doesn't have husbands, she has mates and soon after, they become meals HE'S A GODDAMN BLOB Too small (that's what she said!) A GODDAMN ALIEN A GODDAMN DARKIN Really? Marriage? Ahri? AMUMU IS THE LONLIEST NUMBER... Too busy slaughtering heretics TOO. BUSY. BETRAYS. SIVIR. Mentally handicapped (not to say mentally handicapped champions can't marry - but let's face it, chances are grim Maybe there's someone out there who likes the lower horse half more than the ghostly spectre of death and destruction upper half He's made of stone He's always hard (that's what she said!) The Cuck He's a goddamn tree Loves guns more than he loves the rocket in your pocket Can't shake off what happened in 'Nam She has a lot of trust and power issues to sort out They're flippin' ninjas and ninjas can't love They all left him because of his drinking problem Keeps going back in time to stop himself from making a huge mistake You're sick "As fleeting as the wind, both on the battlefield and the bedroom" Gotta flirt with Garen so she's open You can't marry a shadow.

At some point, I lost track of the point I was trying to make and realized this was pretty fun.