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Craft Zeppelin25 votes

"You thought you were getting lucky!"

I wanna say that to every moderately fed adc when I get the shutdown lol

Meep Man25 votes

Take a shot for every kinky comment or sexual innuendo.

revliledpembroke16 votes

Wouldn't you die of alcohol poisoning?

Wînter Fox15 votes

"No noooo! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Don't die yet!"

PaladinNO1 votes

Suddenly this got a whole new meaning:

"Don't die yet! That was just a warning shot! ~ Graves "

Two barrels; double the fun? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mighty Mortein3 votes

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Take a shot for every kinky comment or sexual innuendo.

I don't think I want to die from alcohol poisoning.

Glory ln Death1 votes

It's the closest you'll get to dying from Evelynn, though.

lofi n chillhop1 votes

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Take a shot for every kinky comment or sexual innuendo.

they aren't sexual innuendos, she's saying how disappointed she is that her victim died too soon and the torture and thrill of enjoying their pain couldn't be drawn out.

Glory ln Death3 votes

They're sexual innuendos.

coeurloyal1 votes

They're definitely sexual innuendos. Almost exclusively. Dunno if any straight male will be capable of playing an entire game as Evelynn and not be tilted.

...I mean, you know. Mentally tilted. I'm sure something won't be tilted.

Valaran Nara23 votes

"Their mouths say, 'No', but their bodies say, 'Flay me alive!" [sg-jinx]

King Mifuni2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Valaran Nara,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=MbEAaiE2,comment-id=000c,timestamp=2017-09-26T21:08:08.958+0000)

"Their mouths say, 'No', but their bodies say, 'Flay me alive!" [sg-jinx]

I logged in just to upvote this and I am currently trying to main eve in the new Season 8, so far? So good~Evelynn

AquariusGine18 votes

Buying Void Staff:

''It's sooooo BIG''

NineTailedMystic2 votes

I've seen that Void Staff hentai before.

Jet Sett2 votes

It has to be to... fill the void

coeurloyal1 votes

I'm laughing at this but also silently condemning myself for it.

Light Sovereign14 votes

Is it the same voice actor or did they hire a new one?

Tormentula12 votes

I listened to the full 35 minute VO..

...I didn't hear anything about her heels.... Did I miss it? :/

MurderousMonarch2 votes

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I listened to the full 35 minute VO..

...I didn't hear anything about her heels.... Did I miss it? :/

Yeah same. I thought @Reav3 said they kept that line somewhere. I'm hopeful they'll add it while smoothing her out before she hits live, but I'll be very upset we were lied too.

Toppien11 votes

im kinda aroused...

also dude, the things she says buying items...

and the dragons? ( O_O), oh my....

SJW incoming

Princess Píxie 8 votes

Push me to the edge, all my ex's are dead.

Le Roxas6 votes

wheres her "it takes a lot of effort to move like this in heels"? :/

Krigjer2 votes

wheres her "it takes a lot of effort to move like this in heels"? :/

I also hope they keep/kept the 'I like it when they scream' line. (I don't have time to listen to half an hour of voiceover right now)

It's a line I really think Agony's Embrace should have.

Nielarken5 votes

Her taunt to lucian is priceless "Ive seen your wife, you can do better" Evelynn got buffed to kill people while they are already dead.

DeadUnborn4 votes

She is, however some of the moanings I think is excessive. If someone doesn't know you are playing Lol it sounds like you are watching porn

Thilmer11 votes

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She is, however some of the moanings I think is excessive. If someone doesn't know you are playing Lol it sounds like you are watching porn

You obviously haven't heard Ahri's japanese voiceover.

DeadUnborn1 votes

I have actually... I believe that sort of "talking" is more acceptable culturally over there, so it is not as big an issue

PaladinNO1 votes

I believe that sort of "talking" is more acceptable culturally over there, so it is not as big an issue.

That's hardly relevant, because

If someone doesn't know you are playing LoL, it sounds like you are watching porn.

...and even more so with Ahri's Japanese VO. ^^

DeadUnborn1 votes

hmmm that is my point. In japan it wouldn't sound as porn because culturally it would be perceived in a different context

PaladinNO2 votes

But watching Evelynn's VO video in Japan would?

It's very easy - either neither or both is porn in both Japan and...wherever else.

DeadUnborn1 votes

I really don't understand what part of what I said is hard to understand, and I'm kinda given up at this point

PaladinNO1 votes

Sounds like a good plan to me. Think I'll join in on it - but don't worry, I'll follow that same plan, but over here. Sometimes, a video game isn't worth spending too much time on, I think we can agree.

DeadUnborn1 votes

Mmmm que? I don't even know what you are trying to say there XD.

look I'll try one last time, but I can't think of an easier way to explain it than this way.


Suppose you have two completely different kinds of animals: A "Dogh" and a "Doge"; Now, for this example, imagine you are in medieval times where there were no means of communication between America and Asia. Both Dogh and Doge make the exact same sound (a bark) but the Dogh is brown and large, while the Doge is white and tiny. Lastly, imagine Dogh live exclusively in America, while Doge lives exclusively in Asia.

Now, when an American hears a bark, he is going to think only of Dogh (brown and tall), but if an Asian was to hear the same bark, he would only think of a Doge (white and tiny). The same occurs in real life for cultural symbolism and meaning attribution. Therefore, in one culture (western in this case) moaning sounds are mainly attributed to sexual expression, while --it is my assumption -- in Japanese culture specifically a moaning sound may be attributed to other types of behaviors, such as regular talking by certain individuals.

If you can't get this example I am at a loss as to how to explain it more easily for you to understand

PaladinNO1 votes

Look, as much as I'd like a deep philosophical discussion on the subject, I am WAY too tired to do much other than babbling right now.

I can explain my view - and why it would be impossible for me to understand your view (at least right now, because I'm too tired) - in three words: I watch hentai.

That's why moaning, even excessively, in a game doesn't bother me in the slightest.

DeadUnborn1 votes

Does regular anime also has moaning= yes

Is anime porn = no (I know it depend on the genre but still)

Baron Von Bangin3 votes

Are you ashamed of watching porn?

DeadUnborn3 votes

Not ashamed, so much as in certain places it is not acceptable for people to watch it, and it may cause unnecessary tensions and uncomfortable moments. But yeah, some people like to be very private in anything related to sex, so I think it is ok for them to be "ashamed" if people think they are watching porn with their parents within ear range (remember this game is played by teenagers also)

WrÆth2 votes

Evelynn's voice actress is incredible

*ly sexy

Raoul1 votes

Seriously? Thats kinda pathetic... maybe go out and meet real women... This whoe VO sounds so wannabe dominatrix, i laughed most of the time...

Catastrop27 votes

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Seriously? Thats kinda pathetic... maybe go out and meet real women... This whoe VO sounds so wannabe dominatrix, i laughed most of the time...

ITP someone expects realism from a game where a rat with some darts can kill a star forging celestial dragon.

Abibyama19 votes

And some midget in a helicopter buys boots to fly faster

Tails90165 votes

And an old man who leads an army can transform into a half-bird half-man creature and 1 v 5 by running into your team and using Zhonya's.

Velzard of Koz2 votes

Welll he's a tactician... OP tactics...

Tormentula4 votes

Wait we're not talking about azir?

coeurloyal2 votes

Swain, lol.

SzGamer2271 votes

...and buys swords to make his gun stronger, and daggers to make it shoot faster.

Yosuke Apperu1 votes

Succubus Evelynn getting released when?! [sg-zephyr]

Techfusion74 votes

You mean default eve?

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