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Describe LoL characters w/o saying what they look like, wear, profession, abilities, or role is

Darrosh Jewfist·1/3/2015, 9:09:39 AM·4 votes·2,888 views

I got the idea from RLM's review of Star Wars Ep1

Describe the following League of Legends character WITHOUT saying what they look like, what kind of costume they wear, or what their profession, abilities or their role in the game is. Describe this character to your friends like they ain't never played League.

So I tried to describe some recent champions to my friends and I realized, man these guys got bland characters. I threw in abilities because I kept describing Lux as that genki-mage girl always charging up her lazor.

growls a lot... territorial? ... language deficiency, playful, maybe mentally handicapped/underdeveloped VENGEANCE VENGEANCE x100000 Hearty and chill

SIDE NOTE - It probably doesn't mean much but trying this out just made me realize a lot of the recent champions are more 'Legend'-y (fitting in with the League of Legends idea) and they got really cool looks/visuals/aesthetics and all but at the same time become progressively more dull character wise. Kind of like a flashy car with a crappy engine that gets nowhere?

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GreenLore1/3/2015, 2:13:08 PM9 votes

Azir and vengance?More like "SHURIMAAA"(on a serious note I'd say stuff like pride,benevolent,patriotic,broken by his loss of family/land,betrayed by his best friend and also naivety(because he couldn't understand why xerath would do something like this) would describe him quite good,seriously he is by no means bland even if he does like to talk about shurima)

Anyway I am not sure if this is even the right sub forum,considering this is a bit like a game(although it does discuss the personalities of the champs,so i dunno)

Wyrmblade1/3/2015, 3:22:27 PM6 votes

It only looks like they're bland cause you did a pretty bad job on describing it.

Azir A proud and patriotic man, who wants to return to the glory he used to have. He has a one track mind and is a little naive. Gnar An excitable and energetic child that is quick to anger and terrifying when he is. He's a bit slow, but has fun with everything he does. RekSai Territorial, unintelligent beast. She runs on simple, primal emotions like comfort, and anger. Braum is optimistic, friendly, hard-working and rugged. He's always willing to help people and has good sportsmanship. Kalista A confused woman that has a lot of hatred and issues. She doesn't trust anyone and tends to be stubborn.

Ironclad Dragon1/4/2015, 6:43:05 AM4 votes

Viktor A broken, embittered man. He is disgusted with the greed of others, and imagines a world where man is unmarred by fickle emotions.

Narasimha1/3/2015, 2:53:28 PM3 votes

Chogath BITCH I EAT PEOPLE Mordekaiser HEAVY. METAL. Kennen ADHD

Ironclad Dragon1/4/2015, 7:53:55 PM3 votes

Draven An Adonis. He is certainly skilled, but his utter infatuation with himself prevents any intimate relationship with him.

BlazeRiver1/4/2015, 3:07:30 AM2 votes

RekSai is an ancient beast from the Void. She is the predator of Shurima, and has no words to say to her prey. Encounters with her go like this: You: hi there -- Rek' Sai: CHOMP

Gnar a young yordle frozen in time. He is easily amused and can find fun everywhere. However, Gnar takes "temper tantrums" to a new level, and transforms into a beast when angered. He can make the great hunter Rengar fear for his life.

Braum is on the job! With his trusty door-shield at his side, Braum helps those in need, especially in the Freljord. He is a well-known Friend to Poros. However, mysteries surround him. How old is Braum? Is he truly human? How did he get his immense strength? Does he get warm from within, like a poro?

Legostrike1/3/2015, 10:31:36 PM2 votes

Chogath Alien that eats everything.

No really, everything.

I don't think you quite understand, I mean everything.

DO YOU NOT GET WHAT I'M SAYING? ALL OF MATTER MAN! ALL OF MATTER!

Sharjo1/3/2015, 2:33:34 PM2 votes

Veigar The most evil Yordle in existence! Jinx Psycho bonkers crazy! DrMundo He's Mundo. I don't think I can explain it better. Rengar He is the Knife Cat. Pantheon SPARTA. Mother fucking SPARTA.

Am I doing this right? I honestly don't know if I am XD

Zero The Lune1/3/2015, 3:18:42 PM2 votes

Thresh - ~~blue oyster cult's don't fear the reaper plays~~ Talon - Assassin's Creed Soraka - ~~blue oyster cult's don't fear the reaper plays~~

Ebonmaw Dragon1/3/2015, 4:27:46 PM2 votes

Pantheon His profession?! You know, now that I think of it, he always wanted to be a baker... Yes, a baker.

Athenes Lulu1/3/2015, 10:27:16 PM2 votes

Lulu I am a very random person that likes to play with children. I do seem happy and giddy on the outside, but probably just to hide the "hidden sadness".

Killer of Poros1/4/2015, 11:49:32 PM1 votes

Zyra poison ivy MonkeyKing goku TwistedFate gambit Nautilus big daddy Nocturne Freddy Kruger Tryndamere every CoD and league player

Lunar Propaganda1/6/2015, 9:18:08 PM1 votes

Urgot Desperately seeking vengeance, but dismissed and ignored by everyone. Has body issues. item 3070

5OShades0fTrey1/7/2015, 3:23:44 AM1 votes

Blitzcrank f-ing grabs everywhere Aatrox oh you killed me...just kidding Evelynn lol where did I go Fizz sharkboy Annie lavagirl Karthus im probably gonna steal your kill Ezreal magic sparkles Garen Demacia!!!!!!!!! Swain Boo Demacia!! Gragas *burps Braum lol whats turret damage? Lux zap zap Xerath low health? youre probably gonna die