This guy... is savage.
"You're as modest as a freshly paid courtesan."
"You're as elegant as an outhouse in a leper colony!"
"You're as subtle as a gold codpiece." (
)
"Girl, you're crazier than a mouse in moonshine."
"At least the rumour of your vanity isn't overrated."
"Your youthful rebellion is as tedious as your hairstyle."
This guy needs a Primetime skin. He's burning so many champions his nickname should be the Roastmaster.
Revlak Javik70 votes
"If brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud...
This guy is SoloQ in one person
Zenthon Prime61 votes
"Brother, you're as cultured as a crematorium selling barbecue."
"An emperor as humble as he is beloved."
Frickin' brutal.
Rew71117 votesHe deserves that hat he wears. I'll take 5 if no one minds.
7ha7guy77713 votesWatch Tahm hats appear in the merch store
YingYangYoshi5 votesa Tahm O' Shanter?
revliledpembroke2 votesBoo, that's a terrible pun. High five.
RiotBioluminescence53 votes
Frickin' brutal.
That Azir one is the one that I think is particularly vicious! That it starts sounding like a compliment until the gears start turning and you go "Haaaaang on..." I need to find out who wrote that one and give them a fistbump. Also, I need to never get on their bad side...
Aura3012 votesMy tiny Kog'Maw brain doesn't get it.
But I want food. 
SpecterVonBaren32 votesI really like his Vi one.
A boxer who thinks with her fists must inevitably punch with her face.
Tis a nice day4 votesThat was a beautiful one.
Matezoide29 votes "You're the emperor - of mashed potatoes and gravy."
"A duel is a fight between two imbeciles... and you are the greatest."
"You're as likable as a rat in a bridle shop."
Top mother of keks
Kingsgrave34 votes
Top mother of keks
The gravy insult is calling him KFC
lmao
FastAsHeck19 votesTHE ORDER IS GIVEN!
Oleandervine1 votes
Top mother of keks
Shouldn't it be a "rat in a BRIDAL shop?" I can't imagine the people who deal in horse bridles would be terribly disturbed by rodents.
Also, the line about being crazier than a mouse in moonshine makes no sense. Moonshine is liquor, and you drink liquor, not bathe in it.
And isn't the gold codpiece line for Darius?
Howldoom2 votesThe use of "bridal" and "bridle" could go both ways. A rat in a BRIDAL shop is obvious - but rats also chew through a lot of stuff; their incisors never stop growing, therefore they need to keep them worn down. A costly leather bridle is just another teething object for a rat - something a person who deals in horse bridles would NOT want for business.
The "mouse in moonshine" quip most likely points out that some small critter such as a mouse would get far more rip-roaringly drunk off of its ass than a human consuming the same quantity of already potent and ill-refined drink. Immerse a mouse in a jug of moonshine, and some of that stuff's bound to get comsumed.
I'd say it's more of a quote, really, but you take a yordle with a flying rocket-spitting deathcopter who flies into danger, and everyone just stares in amazement.
Oleandervine1 votes[{quoted}](name=Dakka Downpour,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=6cmRBkQR,comment-id=000600020000,timestamp=2015-06-25T02:44:56.225+0000)
The use of "bridal" and "bridle" could go both ways. A rat in a BRIDAL shop is obvious - but rats also chew through a lot of stuff; their incisors never stop growing, therefore they need to keep them worn down. A costly leather bridle is just another teething object for a rat - something a person who deals in horse bridles would NOT want for business.
The "mouse in moonshine" quip most likely points out that some small critter such as a mouse would get far more rip-roaringly drunk off of its ass than a human consuming the same quantity of already potent and ill-refined drink. Immerse a mouse in a jug of moonshine, and some of that stuff's bound to get comsumed.
I'd say it's more of a
Yeah, but come on. The joke isn't that amusing if you're talking about a horse bridle - which would very rarely and almost never be sold in a shop that exclusively sold them. Bridal shops, however, are real types of businesses where women frequent and rats would most assuredly cause more chaos in that atmosphere than a tannery/country shop where horse accessories would be sold. I think this was a grammar error by whoever transcribed the lines since a spell check wouldn't catch bridle vs. bridal.
Fair enough, though I think the line is just worded very weirdly.
And I just double checked now that there's been time for the info to be fact checked, and the gold codpiece line is for Darius. Kench has no lines for Corki.
A Superb Villain27 votes
"You're like a roofless mansion - impressively useless."
That's exceedingly harsh for one of League's nicest champions who is just trying to save her people.
PBnJelly3 votesI think that one is directed towards 
actually.
A Superb Villain3 votesCorrect.
At the time of my posting many taunts were being properly attributed, though Nami had the most mistaken as hers. I assumed it was correct because it alludes to the splendor of her origin (mansion), her current status as a vagabond (roofless), and her inability to locate the Moonstone despite its significance to her people and spending so much time on the surface.
Trídent15 votesTahm is the embodiment of the League Community. Hence, the saltiness.
Lyte, pls ban him!!!11!!111111!
TerraRising13 votesI admit to guessing this one but...
"You live by a code that'll never let you get what you want. Let me take you to her."
Kingsgrave13 votesI admit to guessing this one but...
He says this to Lucian:
"Could I offer you a bargain to replace your previous engagement?"
BlackSunNocturne12 votes
: "Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence."
: "You're strong like bull, and smart like cow."
: "Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!"
: "The tides call you sashimi."
: "A slave's mind is never free, but I suspect you got yours on discount."
"So, shiny attire seem like the thing to wear? You are the most intelligent ninja in the world."
Not sure if those are two different taunts, but goddamn. I swear, that's a jab at 
[{quoted}](name=A Superb Villain,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=6cmRBkQR,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2015-06-24T04:25:44.076+0000)
That's exceedingly harsh for one of League's nicest champions who is just trying to save her people.
This dude is fucking savage with his taunts.
Centuros8 votesIs he... subtly roasting his own creators with that Gnar one? After all, Tahm himself is the next strangest thing to a fish in lingerie.
Archeanthus2 votesIs he... subtly roasting his own creators with that Gnar one? After all, Tahm himself is the next strangest thing to a fish in lingerie.
ahem fish in lingerie = = another burn on Nami haha
BeatzBoyFTW12 votesGentleman 
be like, taking down notes & stuff.
Neamean11 votesThe real question here is can he taunt 
GenoXx9 votesI was listening to it and was feeling like i was in a full conversation with him.
Blood Mefist7 votes "My mustache will eat yours."
o.o
Pokeobi6 votesTahm = most awesomely sadistic personality ever, it actually reminds me of hannibal...
Pæan3 votesI'm really disappointed he has nothing to say to shaco. :C "Clown, no tricks will make my appetite disappear". "Demon? You're no more than one of your boxes will legs" Master chef skin being slowed by shaco e passive "now what would those be seasoned/marinated with" referring to shaco's shivs. master chef skin to ally shaco "you're the butcher, and I'm the cook. Hunt on"
biomaster1 votesI like the way you think, I honestly don't think anyone or anything references to Shaco. And besides his interview there's nothing outside of his lore featuring him. Heck he didn't even get a league judgement.
Pæan2 votesFavorite champ, and i know less about him than any other champion in league :C
Pæan3 votesAlso, just reread his lore and it says he is quite popular in places where madness reigns, such as zaun and noxus.
Swain to shaco "we could have ruled with an iron fist, instead you've become //this"
Mundo to shaco "mundo like funny man, thinks like mundo, with sharp things"
ekko to shaco "so thats it? the myths lead to a clown? major let down!"
leblanc to shaco "youre a dishonor to the order, 'jester' " i picture the black rose as the "dark brotherhood" from elder scrolls and shaco akin to Cicero, only much darker.
MrBuffington2 votesYes he's got a wicked tongue :P
Laughing Fish2 votesHe is a beautiful man (err... fish). Everything about him is awesome. He has so many taunts. His full VO is over 13 mins long.
Ayame Isaki1 votesRelevant username. Unfortunately I don't have a cool gif for you.
Fowus2 votesI thought 
was the roast master...
A Superb Villain2 votesI believe we recorded lines for almost everyone, but had to cut down for size and quality...some were better than others.
http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3avlyr/623_pbe_update/csgjkrx
Dear god...
Jeddy0174 votesThey should added them online just for everyone to hear.
Jofeyy2 votesNotorious K.I.N.G rap skin confirmed?
Focus Teemo2 votes
"The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!"
dang...
WolfBV2 voteshttp://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Tahm_Kench/Background
It's a full list of the quotes and who they're directed at, such as that one towards Lucian was meant for Garen.
nosafterburn1 votesI'm kinda disappointed there was no quotes or quips about having an outrageous appetite.
Focus Teemo5 votesI'm kinda disappointed there was no quotes or quips about having an outrageous appetite.
There isn't a single joke he can think of about Taric that would be in good taste.
L Rayquaza3 votes[{quoted}](name=Focus Teemo,realm=NA,application-id=6kFXY1kR,discussion-id=6cmRBkQR,comment-id=00120000,timestamp=2015-06-24T22:13:28.823+0000)
There isn't a single joke he can think of about Taric that would be in good taste.
Phreak, stop making smurf accounts
