This guy... is savage.
"You're as modest as a freshly paid courtesan."
"You're as elegant as an outhouse in a leper colony!"
"You're as subtle as a gold codpiece." (
)
"Girl, you're crazier than a mouse in moonshine."
"At least the rumour of your vanity isn't overrated."
"Your youthful rebellion is as tedious as your hairstyle."
This guy needs a Primetime skin. He's burning so many champions his nickname should be the Roastmaster.
"If brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud...
This guy is SoloQ in one person
"Brother, you're as cultured as a crematorium selling barbecue."
"An emperor as humble as he is beloved."
Frickin' brutal.
I really like his Vi one.
A boxer who thinks with her fists must inevitably punch with her face.
"You're the emperor - of mashed potatoes and gravy."
"A duel is a fight between two imbeciles... and you are the greatest."
"You're as likable as a rat in a bridle shop."
Top mother of keks
"You're like a roofless mansion - impressively useless."
That's exceedingly harsh for one of League's nicest champions who is just trying to save her people.
Tahm is the embodiment of the League Community. Hence, the saltiness.
Lyte, pls ban him!!!11!!111111!
I admit to guessing this one but...
"You live by a code that'll never let you get what you want. Let me take you to her."
Gentleman 
be like, taking down notes & stuff.
: "Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence."
: "You're strong like bull, and smart like cow."
: "Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!"
: "The tides call you sashimi."
: "A slave's mind is never free, but I suspect you got yours on discount."
"So, shiny attire seem like the thing to wear? You are the most intelligent ninja in the world."
Not sure if those are two different taunts, but goddamn. I swear, that's a jab at 
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That's exceedingly harsh for one of League's nicest champions who is just trying to save her people.
This dude is fucking savage with his taunts.
The real question here is can he taunt 
I was listening to it and was feeling like i was in a full conversation with him.
"My mustache will eat yours."
o.o
Tahm = most awesomely sadistic personality ever, it actually reminds me of hannibal...
I'm really disappointed he has nothing to say to shaco. :C "Clown, no tricks will make my appetite disappear". "Demon? You're no more than one of your boxes will legs" Master chef skin being slowed by shaco e passive "now what would those be seasoned/marinated with" referring to shaco's shivs. master chef skin to ally shaco "you're the butcher, and I'm the cook. Hunt on"
He is a beautiful man (err... fish). Everything about him is awesome. He has so many taunts. His full VO is over 13 mins long.
I thought 
was the roast master...
Yes he's got a wicked tongue :P
Notorious K.I.N.G rap skin confirmed?
"The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!"
dang...
http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Tahm_Kench/Background
It's a full list of the quotes and who they're directed at, such as that one towards Lucian was meant for Garen.
I believe we recorded lines for almost everyone, but had to cut down for size and quality...some were better than others.
http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3avlyr/623_pbe_update/csgjkrx
Dear god...
I'm kinda disappointed there was no quotes or quips about having an outrageous appetite.
