The Shadow Isles Green is Ugly and Kallista Isn't

Hellioning·Nov 4, 2014·6 votes·2,499 views

First off, I hate the color of Kallista's/Thresh's/Karthus' abilities. It's ugly and distracting and I dislike how all of them are the sameish color, it can be difficult to distinguish in teamfights.

Secondly, why are all of the females from the land of undead monstrosities all attractive females? We have the male undead centaur, the male emaciated corpse, the male scarecrow, but all of the females look relatively human. Eve's just a hot chick with blue skin, Elise's human form is a hot chick in a halloween costume, and Kallista's a hot chick with weird skin and a weird hand. Why isn't she some sort of monster?

25 Comments

Calling CloudsNov 4, 20149 votes

Nothing turns the boys on like an emaciated corpse with a spear-pierced sunken chest, an arched back, awkwardly bent arms, and massive bony claws. http://news.cdn.leagueoflegends.com/public/images/pages/kal/img/kal-wallpaper.jpg

Valaran NaraNov 5, 20145 votes

Nothing turns the boys on like an emaciated corpse with a spear-pierced sunken chest, an arched back, awkwardly bent arms, and massive bony claws. http://news.cdn.leagueoflegends.com/public/images/pages/kal/img/kal-wallpaper.jpg

Oooh, baby ♥ http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/249/839/14f.jpg

HellioningNov 5, 20142 votes

I guarantee you there's porn of her already. And those aren't bony claws, those are just sharp fingernails, see her other hand.

And she's still more conventionally human than any male SI champ besides Yorick.

DreamspitterNov 5, 20141 votes

I guarantee you there's porn of her already.

Oh I know it.

Googling

Shaded StrikerNov 5, 20142 votes

I guarantee you there's porn of her already. And those aren't bony claws, those are just sharp fingernails, see her other hand.

And she's still more conventionally human than any male SI champ besides Yorick.

There's porn of everything what's your point

Although it is strange she has normal hair.

IMTOOJUICYNov 5, 20142 votes

"My sunken chest brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than ya'lls..."

Ebonmaw DragonNov 4, 20145 votes

Wait wait wait... "The Male Scarecrow" is NOT from the shadow isles... for now and a rioter said that he was not going to be from that place anyways.

HellioningNov 4, 20142 votes

Huh, guess not. He's on the SI roster in Factions, so that's where I got it from. My bad.

Final GirINov 4, 20143 votes

Kalista seems kind of emaciated to me >.> So not really that hot. Male Scarecrow? Fiddlesticks isn't even from the Shadow Isles. No one knows if Eve is actually from the Shadow Isles, if you actually read her lore, it says it is speculated that she is from there, but she never says. Elise is supposed to be seductive so she can sacrifice people to a giant spider.

So here are the champions that are from the shadow Isles.

Elise Elise - Sexy lady to lure in men and sacrifice them to Vilemaw. Evelynn Evelynn - Speculated to be from the Shadow Isles, as of her old lore Hecarim Hecarim Karthus Karthus Maokai Maokai Mordekaiser Thresh Thresh Yorick Yorick

Here are the champions associated to the Shadow Isles, but not from there.

Lucian Lucian - Thresh took his wife, Senna, so obviously he is connected to the Shadow Isles because Thresh has his wife's soul, vengeance shall be his, yada yada yada. Nocturne - Physically manifested in the Twisted Treeline according to the Wiki Warwick Warwick - Obtained Silver from the Shadow Isles also according to the Wiki.

So in conclusion, there are only two current women from the Shadow Isles, Elise, who seduces men and Evelynn, supposedly her place of Origin.

So I personally find Kalista emaciated and looks like a corpse. I don't find her sexy. But really, that only makes three women from the Shadow Isles and in my personal opinion only two out of three of the women from the shadow isles are sexy.

HellioningNov 4, 20142 votes

I guess she kinda is? But she's still a fairly normal looking human, as are Eve and human form Elise. I just think it's weird that they all look human when most of the shadow isle males look non-human.

Chromatic EagleNov 4, 20142 votes

I'm not sure I would call Kallista "hot". Attractive sure, but I don't find her sexualized like Elise and Eve. Probably the same reasons why female Yordles look more humanoid than the men.

HellioningNov 4, 20142 votes

I'm legitimately happy that she doesn't appear to be serialized at all, yeah. Unless her release skin is Battle Bunny because she 'hops' everywhere.

DreamspitterNov 5, 20141 votes

I'm legitimately happy that she doesn't appear to be serialized at all, yeah. Unless her release skin is Battle Bunny because she 'hops' everywhere.

Not now.

Maybe later though as a non serious skin.

What about Heartseeker Kallista one day?

Chromatic EagleNov 5, 20141 votes

I'm legitimately happy that she doesn't appear to be serialized at all, yeah. Unless her release skin is Battle Bunny because she 'hops' everywhere.

Plenty of women I know love Battle Bunny so eh.

HeresyUntoFedexNov 4, 20142 votes

It's a girl, making sure it's got breasts and is fairly human looking comes before all other design choices when Riot makes a new female character. That's why most of the female monster/animal champs turn into scantly clad sexy women.

missinggraveNov 4, 20145 votes

Cassiopeia Hey there...I hear you like monsters...

aldlv13Nov 4, 20141 votes

got a problem with hot chicks?

HellioningNov 4, 20143 votes

I don't have a problem with hot chicks. I have a problem that they decided all three females from a place of monsters of undead all need to be hot chicks, or at like human looking.

DreamspitterNov 5, 20141 votes

I don't have a problem with hot chicks. I have a problem that they decided all three females from a place of monsters of undead all need to be hot chicks, or at like human looking.

Ghosts are generally reported to be human looking, when full bodymanifestations are reported.

HellioningNov 5, 20143 votes

Than why aren't any of the males? Karthus is even more of a dessicated corpse than Kallista is, Morde is a walking suit of armor, Thresh looks like's a few bits of metal held together by souls, and Hecarim is a centaur. Yorick's the only other 'human-looking' one there, and even then he has a hunched back and glowing eyes. He's far more 'ghostly' than a chick with weird skin and some stuff sticking out of her.

GreenLoreNov 4, 20141 votes

tbh I wonder why she is so green ingame,she looks rather blue on the splash art and I also think that that would be more fitting and would help her to be more different.

About her looking human: well she is a ghost,I mean it is a bit jarring but ghosts are supposed to look rather human,so I can see why they decided against making her less human looking(However I think they should add a less human looking woman and/or a more human looking male to the shadow isles in the future)

DreamspitterNov 5, 20141 votes

First off, I hate the color of Kallista's/Thresh's/Karthus' abilities. It's ugly and distracting and I dislike how all of them are the sameish color, it can be difficult to distinguish in teamfights.

Secondly, why are all of the females from the land of undead monstrosities all attractive females? We have the male undead centaur, the male emaciated corpse, the male scarecrow, but all of the females look relatively human. Eve's just a hot chick with blue skin, Elise's human form is a hot chick in a halloween costume, and Kallista's a hot chick with weird skin and a weird hand. Why isn't she some sort of monster?

Wait a minute.

She's an overly hot chick?

She strikes me as Amazon pretty. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AmazonianBeauty?from=Main.HotAmazon

But still creepy and undead.

She's not a random

#SOFT WOMAN

In a monster costume.

She's also clearly visually athletic, and I hedge my bets that she is from Rakkor tribe.

5G8Nri0B54Nov 5, 20141 votes

Ummm....are we looking at the same champion?

http://news.cdn.leagueoflegends.com/public/images/pages/kal/img/kal-wallpaper.jpg

Those wrinkly "dried branches arms, that emancipated almost masculine face, the lack of any sex appeal whatsoever. She's no Urgot , but she definitely isn't attractive in anyway. She doesn't even show any boobs at all.

And keep in mind what role Kallista is supposed to fill and what the male Shadow Isle champions you have in mind are supposed to fill.

First off, I hate the color of Kallista's/Thresh's/Karthus' abilities. It's ugly and distracting and I dislike how all of them are the sameish color, it can be difficult to distinguish in teamfights.

Can't say for Kallista. But I only agree with your opinion on Karthus. TOO green-ish. It works on Thresh though. But Karthus is far too messy.

A Superb VillainNov 5, 20141 votes

Secondly, why are all of the females from the land of undead monstrosities all attractive females? We have the male undead centaur, the male emaciated corpse, the male scarecrow, but all of the females look relatively human.

You're right. We need a sexy, male, champion from the Shadow Isles. Besides Yorick , of course.

HeresyUntoFedexNov 5, 20141 votes

Secondly, why are all of the females from the land of undead monstrosities all attractive females? We have the male undead centaur, the male emaciated corpse, the male scarecrow, but all of the females look relatively human.

You're right. We need a sexy, male, champion from the Shadow Isles. Besides , of course.

Have you seen the muscles on Karthus ? Datz sexy right there.