A petition, a serious petition. Incredibly serious, so serious.

So, we have lots of champions in League. Ninjas, Rats, guys who plays with cards, some old guy with blue eyes, and has been played a Zilean times. Some old juggernaut, a spider guy who is never played, and has several legs.

Thing is, we don't have the one thing I always wanted.

A FUCKING PENGUIN. Yes, you heard me. We've probably all played Club Penguin. PLEASE, WE NEED A FUCKING PENGUIN.

PENGUINS ARE GREAT. THEY THROW FISH AND SLIP AROUND. It could be a swarm kit.

SWARM THEM WITH PENGUINS.