Poro Shepard Nasus anyone?!

So, basically Nasus will wear shepard's clothing, something like in the link, but he'll have PORO'S FOLLOWING HIM AROUND! His Q will...I mean, he'll hit you with a stick, come on now. His W however, I was thinking of having a little poro appear and jump into the target's arms (or shoulder) and cuddle with them for a while. His E, he could like, throw a poro snack at the target location, and a bunch of little poros follow it. You'd be more worried about the little poros instead of the 600 stack Nasus following you. At least in my opinion. His ult...he could turn into a giant poro and lick people.

Spur of the moment thing, this is probably the dumbest idea I've had all day, going in front of trying to take a shower in the toilet.