All 5 of the SSW Skins are for Male Champions - How DARE they!

Trick1F·5/14/2015, 3:52:46 PM·6 votes·1,199 views

I for one and incensed. My armpits are sweating as I type this. Can someone please explain to me how Samsung could endorse, nay, dare I say how RIOT could endorse the creation of FIVE male skins!?

Stop lying to me and saying that Singed, Rengar, Twitch, Talon and Thresh used to be important. LIES! I know for a FACT that Singed, Rengar Twitch and Talon are trash tier in today's meta. Riot just released these skins this week so they must have made the concept designs for these skins eight days ago. EIGHT. There's no way these champs were powerful eight days ago!

Are you telling me that some team of five players enjoyed using these champions to win a game or something?! I have won games. Where is my skin!? The fact that all these champions are male shows a CLEAR bias towards men! Don't tell me that Deft, a Korean player on a Chinese team just won an international tournament utilizing Jinx as his hard-carry ADC. Don't tell me that Annie, Leona and Leblanc were key picks used throughout the tournament. These are LIES! I WANT JUSTICE! I want EQUALITY! I want women!!!!!

15 Comments

Richard5/14/2015, 3:56:23 PM4 votes

kappaface

SEKAI5/14/2015, 3:55:22 PM3 votes

Well yes this is satire I get it but for me this kind of post has always been sitting on the thin line between a funny post and personal attacks.

But ofc that's just me.

BeatzBoyFTW5/14/2015, 4:00:47 PM2 votes

Uhhh, I'm pretty sure it was SSW team themselves who handpicked thse 5 selected champs to receive the skin. Tell your little hatred "gender inequality" thread to them, not making such a hazard here a Boards, wanting nothing but attention.

insaiyanbacca5/14/2015, 4:31:19 PM1 votes

rofl funny af man good job

Doctor Kill5/14/2015, 5:25:50 PM1 votes

they need to make a "Pimp" Draven skin : he will have unique emotes for most of the female champions in the game.

Hal Su Ice05/14/2015, 5:32:52 PM1 votes

Thank you for separating yourself from the discussion. This is exactly what we need for the League of Legends community - for all of the extreme sexists to rally themselves and go somewhere else.