I've Been Patient, But That Ends, Riot

Where... is... FARMER NASUS?! Most obvious skin concept possible! Give him a straw hat and overalls, then make his cane a pitchfork! The skins team can finish that up over lunch! You have until April Fools, or I will never spend another dime on this game.

Unless there's something really good, but even then it will be grudgingly, and the virtual money will be really crinkled with an unidentifiable brown stain on it.

Edit: After careful consideration of Nau6hty Nurse's comment, you have until Fall