John Smith - The Average League player, The God of Salt, The Troll-God, Bronzodia, Feedy McWhy

John Smith is a high risk/high reward mid-ranged utility champion who effects everyone on the battlefield. He works better on the defensive and is a nuisance to both teams all game. Due to his high utility he can play almost all postitions except jungler.

Passive - Salt/Tilt Every time an allied unit dies to the hands of an enemy champion, John Smith gains 3 stacks of salt For every 66 stacks of salt he gains a rank of Tilt. Every Rank of Tilt grants John Smith 10 of every stat in the game.

Q - Complain Passive/Active CD 12/11/10/9/8 When John Smith takes over 30%/20%/10% max hp within 5 seconds he complains that its op granting him the ability to nerf a targeted enemy target for 3/5/7 seconds. Nerfed targets have all stats reduced by 10/20/30 (except tenacity)(not effected by tenacity)

W - Troll CD 30/20/15/10 Steal 10%/20%/30%/40%/50% of an allied units movement speed, attack damage, armor, and magic resistanance for 10 seconds.

E - Fanboy/Virgin (Passive) Fanboy - The /all chat is automatically filled with fanboyish comments that emulate popular lol players everytime you get a kill or escape death, the amount of comments is ranged by how large of a killing spree you have or how low hp you have when no enemy units are nearby. Virgin - When around a female champion(or Taric), John Smith's damage taken is amplified by 6%/5%/4%/3% and his tenacity is reduced by 3% at all ranks.

R - Salt Storm CD 100/80/75/60/50 John Smith Channels for 5 seconds, and then spews a barrage of salt in an aoe cone for 10 seconds. Enemy units take 50/100/200/300/400 true damage over 10 seconds. All units in the storm have thier damage output reduced by 10%/20%/30%/40%/50% and their damage taken from all sources(except John Smith's ult) is increased by 10%/15%/25%/30%/35%