Tahm Kench: Order now and receive a free paint job! That's right! If you order now within the next 5s you'll not ONLY receive Yoricks new skin, but also a free paint job! All this for just 19.99! But wait, there's more! If you order within the next 2s you'll not only receive all this, but also a nice new dock where you can park your new yorick skin when you're not using it! That's right just 19.99 and you'll receive all of this!
: But I don't have 19.99 mister Tahm Kench.
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: Thanks mister Tahm Kench!
On a side note: I just thought of a new skin for Yorick called "New Yorick". Sounds like New York. It could be Yorick as Lady Liberty. XD