Listen you meming cretins

LoL Ergo Urgot··44 votes·2,569 views

Insert the prose.

Insert relevant picture.

http://www.notasupermom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Thanksgiving-mashed-potatoes-browned1.jpg

Mine for upvotes.

I have completed the asinine ritual. Now hear my words through your filthy eye holes.

I shall raise an army in the deepest vales of the unhallowed Miscellaneous boards and we shall overcome your forces like none have seen.

I have the ancient music of hypnotizing. It begins.

46 Comments

LoL Ergo Urgot20 votes

Miserable reprobate. This day has been long prophesied.

Even your masters Laughing Fist, Worst Mord EU, Malicious Plastic, Face the Moon, Malodorous, A Banal Villain, DromaeosauridaeKarr, and Jester Odarth shall not stand before the armies at my disposal. Join me, it is your fate.

Melledoneus12 votes

I don't know this Malodorous that you speak of, but he sounds like a very handsome fellow.

hoes and bows14 votes

Then you should have known that we memers are ruthless people, and shall show you no mercy http://66.media.tumblr.com/d3bf43bba00e0017e12a9f9ff92a968b/tumblr_mxpklqYYdN1qffiy2o1_r2_250.gif

SSJTribe1 votes

He shall be defeated http://i.imgur.com/NXzU37j.gif

Melledoneus11 votes

Heretic. You shall smolder in the fires of the forsaken, and be smitten down with the righteous blade of memes & games. Today you are haughty and swollen with pride, but we of Memes & Games will not falter until we hear your whimpers of submission.

It has been written, and so it shall be done.

Laughing Fish11 votes
The Aqualious5 votes

Then I'm gonna stab him a bunch and play catch with his head

http://www.deviantart.com/art/shaco-and-friends-for-lol-fanart-contest-279856269

Vesarixx6 votes

Rammus Ok

Doctor Dyment6 votes

You are but a single droplet of water in the putrid ocean of memes crashing madly against the walls of the Boards. You will never be known.

LoL Ergo Urgot6 votes

Nay, you err in your metaphor. I have risen out of your slimy, oily river. I have risen to new heights.

Has my brainwashing scheme failed. The answer is undoubtedly in the positive. I found, much to my regret, that the technique only affects roughly 3% of all species of Preying Mantis.

But I have 13,000 contingency plans that only need the right conditions to come to fruition. Enjoy your boards while you can, memer.

The Aqualious2 votes

We will, now run along, my knife still needs someone I can use to paint it with

LoL Ergo Urgot5 votes

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Shhhh shhh shhh! Calm thine self . I shall usher an era that is devoid of the meme and jocular internet culture. Find true serenity.

bulldoggamer5 votes

Oh but you are wrong. For we don't control the memes. But the memes control us. Conquering them would be the equivalent of conquering god himself.

Lirik1 votes

ok, i found the kind of comments you doing here and now i know i am way smarter than you all your anwser are now meaningless thanks.

bulldoggamer6 votes

Lol what? Someones sense of humor has no correlation to their level of intelligence. To make a claim like that is downright ignorant and does nothing but satisfy the want to feel superior than others. I post silly stuff like this in memes and games because i don't want to always have to deal with blockheads with a superiority complex. No ones answers are meaningless especially when their attempting to dig you out of the hole you dug yourself into. So just get over yourself and learn to admit when you are wrong. It's much easier than hunting down the people who dispute your points and attempting to berrade them with degrading comments.

Lirik1 votes

it's so beautiful, your discourses gives you the impression that you have a grip on the world? Well, sorry, you have no control, the sense of humor is a volatile thing that is open to interpretation. stop being delusional it won't lead you somewhere you need to be. Stop lying to yourself, and seek for mental help today !

p.s. you can't get someone out of a hole by digging in more, what kind of logic is that ? huh it will just make the hole even bigger.

bulldoggamer3 votes

So if the sense of humor is open to interpretation why did you instantly correlate it to my level of intelligence? Also On the other thread i was giving you an out so you didn't have to continue to fight a losing battle. Almost everyone else there had written off your opinion and i was attempting to let you salvage your pride but you missed that opportunity and have made it clear that you aren't someone worth discussing anything over since your ego won't allow for you to respect the viewpoints of others. You clearly are intelligent but have shown a lack of wisdom in how to interact with people who's opinion differs from your own.

Lirik1 votes

i don't fight a losing battle, its not a battle its a discussion, how silly you are ? I have no pride to slavage, not every agrumentation have to end it a winner and a looser, its a pretty much closed vision of things, you clearly not worth my time your perseptions are small and can't see the big picture, all i can feel for you is pitty, stay in your lil world that you created in your mind.

Skelenth3 votes

My god, guys please. This is Memes and Games, how about you add each other in the client and fight there?

bulldoggamer2 votes

Lol we got in a discussion on another thread and he hunted me down on this one. I was just trying to be dank over here but i certainly will defend myself when someone takes a shot at my intellect. Sorry if its bothering you. And i'm at work so i can't use the client.

LoL Ergo Urgot1 votes

Their divisiveness fuels my cause, which is a just one.

bulldoggamer1 votes

Tbh i was concerned about your interactions with the other people on the boards because the way you were acting was making no one want to respect your opinion. I was hoping i could get you to see that what you were doing wasn't effective. And changing your approach could lead to you and others learning interesting things. You know things i don't and i would love to hear things from your perspective because you clearly have things you want to say. But if you don't approach it well your voice won't be heard and people will miss out on hearing a unique perspective. But if you are going to act like no one else has anything worthwhile to bring to the table i would recommend refraining from commenting since it will largely lead to petty arguments.

Lirik1 votes

as everyone can see your big ego get on the way of everything from you, well thats sad, what is even sadder is the fact that you think, your voice is talking for everyone : quote "was making no one want to respect your opinion" yeah of course that absolute thinking is so great, because i say so everyone say so. ok now i am done talking with someone who think his voice is shared with everyone on planet earth, you are actualy a sample of why the league's community is so bad.

bulldoggamer1 votes

I was speaking from the perspective of the other community member that interacteed with the last discussion. Determining a statement like that isn't too difficult when you have a string of downvotes on your comments and no one voicing their sharing of your opinion. How am i whats wrong with the community? I saw someone getting singled out and attempted to inform them why that was happening and what they can do in the future to prevent that, as well as create positive community interactions that lead to learning new things. I've attempted to not make things personal and focus on bringing you up rather than putting you down. As a result i've been called a racist, stupid, pitiful, delusional, in need of mental help, toxic, egotistical, and small minded. But my behavior is the one that needs checked? I'm in no way perfect, but i never intentionally try to put people down and I try to work to make the community an enjoyable place for everyone. So please check your behavior and ask yourself if what you've been saying is something you would want said to you.

Lirik1 votes

look like you take and remember only things that fit you best.

lets take a look at the first post you made on me because you started this :

"He was calling you so stupid that what you were saying doesn't count as English. But the joke went right over your head just like how short 1500 range is."

so basicly you insult me and expect no comebacks ? lol

yeah keep taking out of context whats fit you most so you can look good.

hypocrite at is finest.

btw all you been trying to do is bring me down just like the quote you used about how i was fighthing a lost battle if that is not bringing fown someone.. hahaha yes you are one of the reason world is actualy struggling with peace.

bulldoggamer1 votes

I wouldn't ask of you anything i don't do myself. My behavior on the other post was out of line and i apologize for that. I'm capable of handling that much better and i will hold myself to the expectation that i will do so in the future.

Because i apologized for my behavior doesn't relieve your accountability of yours.

What would you recommend i do to improve my behavior so i'm not a detriment to peace as you claim? From my perspective i see little that i do to evoke conflict but my perspective is no where near perfect so i would appreciate some incite.

Lirik1 votes

well thank you for your apologizes, i hope they are sincere.

my behaviour was defensive and i don't think you can debate about theirs accountability.

i would recommend to not point out somone and blatanly saying to them that they are stupid.

another good advice would be, "no one have the absolute knowledge" so sometimes listen more than making virulant anwsers.

not every argumentation is a fight/battle acutaly most of discussion btw 2 human being should profit to both parties so don't try to make other feels bad or look stupid its bring nothing to the table.

have a good day.

The Aqualious5 votes

I fine this attempt of yours cute... But that is all that it is...

Now, I suggest you turn around and make this easy on yourself... It's only death after all

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Shaco-325092715

Iapetus445 votes

Mashed potatoes are delicious, and now you made me want to have some. I'm sure none of us would mind your heresy if you and your army brings us all some.

LoL Ergo Urgot2 votes

This all could have avoided if this never happened:

http://boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/memes/wvfHUJO3-laughing-fist-will-be-taking-a-months-break-until-then

But, my revenge plot has come to completion. For you see, I it was all gainsay about my hypnotizing methods. I have lured you all here. By the time you are able to starkly grok the contents before you it shall be too late.

Hypnotizing apparatus...ACTIVATE!!!

See you on the other side, my thralls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrW727WFVJ0

Gentleman Gems1 votes

Go ahead, becuase when all is said and done, you will be a memer, and we shall have the last laugh!

Catastrop1 votes

I cannot upvote this enough XD

Hoodwink1 votes

You vile rapscallion!

Ariel the Cruel1 votes

Get in line.

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