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Mine for upvotes.
I have completed the asinine ritual. Now hear my words through your filthy eye holes.
I shall raise an army in the deepest vales of the unhallowed Miscellaneous boards and we shall overcome your forces like none have seen.
I have the ancient music of hypnotizing. It begins.
Then you should have known that we memers are ruthless people, and shall show you no mercy http://66.media.tumblr.com/d3bf43bba00e0017e12a9f9ff92a968b/tumblr_mxpklqYYdN1qffiy2o1_r2_250.gif
Heretic. You shall smolder in the fires of the forsaken, and be smitten down with the righteous blade of memes & games. Today you are haughty and swollen with pride, but we of Memes & Games will not falter until we hear your whimpers of submission.
It has been written, and so it shall be done.
Of course you realize this means war
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Nay, you err in your metaphor. I have risen out of your slimy, oily river. I have risen to new heights.
Has my brainwashing scheme failed. The answer is undoubtedly in the positive. I found, much to my regret, that the technique only affects roughly 3% of all species of Preying Mantis.
But I have 13,000 contingency plans that only need the right conditions to come to fruition. Enjoy your boards while you can, memer.
Ok
You are but a single droplet of water in the putrid ocean of memes crashing madly against the walls of the Boards. You will never be known.
Mashed potatoes are delicious, and now you made me want to have some. I'm sure none of us would mind your heresy if you and your army brings us all some.
I fine this attempt of yours cute... But that is all that it is...
Now, I suggest you turn around and make this easy on yourself... It's only death after all
The Xer'Sai are not easily warred upon
This all could have avoided if this never happened:
But, my revenge plot has come to completion. For you see, I it was all gainsay about my hypnotizing methods. I have lured you all here. By the time you are able to starkly grok the contents before you it shall be too late.
Hypnotizing apparatus...ACTIVATE!!!
See you on the other side, my thralls.
Go ahead, becuase when all is said and done, you will be a memer, and we shall have the last laugh!
Get in line.
You vile rapscallion!
I cannot upvote this enough XD
