April Fool’s Ideas
What should Riot do for April Fool’s this year?
My theme: buggy client.
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Username and password trolling. Require a random 10-20 additional correct attempts to unlock your account.
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Random out-of-game shutdowns. League closes and will not open, even if clicked, for ten minutes. However, every click on shortcuts and the executable is recorded, and that many clients are launched afterward.
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Disappearing resources. Skins, champions, blue essence, and Riot points disappear in large quantities to be returned after April Fool’s Day.
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Misdirected messages. Fake messages from fake random players and Rioters appear in random chat boxes. All Rioter comments should allude to secret Teemo worship.
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Resource bogging. League of Legends requires 1% more CPU and RAM every minute it’s out of game. Stacks multiplicatively.