Riot if I don't get Flying Spaghetti Monster Vel'koz soon...

Pythagorean Thm·Dec 1, 2014·29 votes·2,087 views

I will personally visit your HQ and slap each of the members of the skins team in the face and shave Ryze's beard off.

YOU WERE WARNED

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(No but seriously i'd pay $30 for that skin please make it happen)

14 Comments

TourianDec 1, 20146 votes

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/f/2014/047/9/3/league_of_legends___spaghetti_monster_vel_koz_by_thedirtytomato-d76trfp.png

Found this and its pretty accurate to what I'd want from this concept. Coupled with him being wound up by a fork for his recall. I'd call it Deity Vel'koz.

OvariDec 1, 20143 votes

Get'em, pastafarian brothers.

Bouffon dAnglaisDec 1, 20142 votes

R'amen.

meedboyDec 1, 20142 votes

Lol we in this together!!! SLAP SLAP better summoner 6 and don't get summoner 3 or more SLAPS!!! or punches

Zen FuryDec 2, 20142 votes

You'll get this skin when we can also get a Tranny Trynd skin (where he whaps people with an oversized Gucci bag instead of a sword).

The SwedeDec 2, 20142 votes

Make his name Meat'balz

iainB85Dec 1, 20141 votes

Even if they do go with the concept, it'll probably be at least a year out before you'd see it.

Look at the time lines of things like Void Fizz and Dunkmaster Darius... both years after fans said they wanted it.

It takes them a while to create this stuff.

willcarry4goldDec 2, 20141 votes

if we get spaghetti vel'koz, his splash needs to be him flying away from gragas

TamurDec 2, 20141 votes

shouldn't it be him flying way from Cho'gath who's trying to Ult him?

JefftiffyDec 2, 20141 votes

I thought this meme died out 4 years ago... the flashbacks to high school and the random shit we found.

ReuniclakazamDec 2, 20141 votes

This is a pretty rampant meme among the faster than muslin growing nonreligious population. At first I thought you were talking about this skin, but then I realized you're talking about the flying Spaghetti meme, which can't really die about because it has stapled itself into our culture basically.

Pythagorean ThmDec 3, 20141 votes

This is a pretty rampant meme among the faster than muslin growing nonreligious population. At first I thought you were talking about this skin, but then I realized you're talking about the flying Spaghetti meme, which can't really die about because it has stapled itself into our culture basically.

I am talking about the skin. I want a version of vel'koz that is a flying spaghetti monster, and I want him to say "Obey your noodly master" as his taunt.