I will personally visit your HQ and slap each of the members of the skins team in the face and shave Ryze's beard off.
YOU WERE WARNED
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(No but seriously i'd pay $30 for that skin please make it happen)
Found this and its pretty accurate to what I'd want from this concept. Coupled with him being wound up by a fork for his recall. I'd call it Deity Vel'koz.
Get'em, pastafarian brothers.
Lol we in this together!!! SLAP SLAP better 
and don't get 
or more SLAPS!!! or punches 
Make his name Meat'balz
You'll get this skin when we can also get a Tranny Trynd skin (where he whaps people with an oversized Gucci bag instead of a sword).
I'm still waiting
Even if they do go with the concept, it'll probably be at least a year out before you'd see it.
Look at the time lines of things like Void Fizz and Dunkmaster Darius... both years after fans said they wanted it.
It takes them a while to create this stuff.
if we get spaghetti vel'koz, his splash needs to be him flying away from gragas
I thought this meme died out 4 years ago... the flashbacks to high school and the random shit we found.
$30? I would pay more.
