Lux: "Why don't I have any skins with cleavage?!"

darkdill·Apr 7, 2015·11 votes·8,342 views

"I'm not flat like Jinx is, and she shows off almost as much skin as Janna! So why don't I have any sexy skins?! Even Soraka has that new one that shows off her boobs!"

"Umm, I'm sorry?"

"Hey, Leona, where'd you get that Pool Party skin? I want one too!"

"It was a gift from Ziggs. I don't know where he bought it from."

"What?! How can you not know who made it?!"

"I-It didn't have any tags on it when I got it! I-I'm sorry, Lux!"

(starts bawling)

http://imgur.com/GxcQIm7

Long-story-short, Riot, Lux needs an actually sexy or sexy/cute skin.

40 Comments

RavenHuskyApr 8, 201514 votes

Cute, yes. Sexy, no.

Lux is supposed to be one of the more modest characters in the game, and I personally prefer that it stay that way.

Kal Vas FlamApr 8, 201512 votes

Not every female champ has to have boobs falling out onto the floor.

darkdillApr 8, 20153 votes

Tell that to Order of the Banana Soraka.

Ice Weasel XApr 16, 20152 votes

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Tell that to Order of the Banana Soraka.

Pffft, everyone knows those help her order those bananas around.

Par XżiApr 7, 20157 votes

Actually Lux does have a sexy swimsuit, look in the background of Pool Party Leona. You can barely see it but yes, she does have a sexy swimsuit. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

darkdillApr 8, 20151 votes

I know, but I'm sure Riot could do better than what's shown there for Lux. The one she's wearing in that picture lacks... substance.

TheFancySkeletonApr 12, 20151 votes

LOOK AT TARIC AND EZ! Especially Taric.

DecritAug 27, 20151 votes

... the more i look at those crabs the more i laugh.

omfg they make no sense xD

Nucleophilic atkApr 7, 20155 votes

Taylor Swift Lux would be the end all of skins.

darkdillApr 7, 20152 votes

?????

DOES NOT COMPUTE.

Only Play DariusApr 8, 20155 votes

No.

Not every female needs to have a suggestive skin.

People like you cried about not being able to fap to Fiora easily enough so now you got that abhorrent fanservice skin. Stop trying to sexualize every single female in the game.

Inu TeppaApr 8, 20153 votes

Sexualise female champions?

Does Sejuani have a sexy skin? I don't think she ever will.

TheFancySkeletonApr 12, 20151 votes

Traditional Sej?

Ice Weasel XApr 16, 20152 votes

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Sexualise female champions?

Does have a sexy skin? I don't think she ever will.

Are you kidding? She straddles Bristle in every skin.

Google defines "bristle" as:

a short stiff hair, typically one of those on an animal's skin, a man's face, or a plant.

Warrior of IoniaApr 7, 20153 votes

Because Lux has Dignity Kappa

darkdillApr 7, 20154 votes

Are you saying Leona doesn't for having a Pool Party skin?

King 0f RaptureApr 7, 20157 votes

Leona does have Dignity, she's at damn pool ofc she is going to wear clothes like what she is wearing.

darkdillApr 7, 20151 votes

Exactly, so why shouldn't Lux also have a tasteful swimsuit that shows a little bit of uncanny valley?

DrCyanideApr 8, 20159 votes

... The uncanny valley is a term for when robots look enough like people that they freak you out. I'd rather Lux avoid the uncanny valley.

darkdillApr 8, 20151 votes

Okay, wrong term on my part.

WakkaSetaApr 7, 201511 votes

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Are you saying Leona doesn't for having a Pool Party skin?

Leona's swimsuit is still very modest compared to what we see these days.

LoL Ergo UrgotApr 8, 20153 votes

Why need a sexier lux when we have these moobs to stare at?

IcyPepperApr 8, 20152 votes

Magical Girl/schoolgirl Lux.

I demand this, alongside a companion Magical Girl Vel'koz skin for a bundle.

SirsirApr 8, 20151 votes

Isn't that basically Sorceress?

IcyPepperApr 8, 20152 votes

It's close, but...

Well, there's a difference between Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Sailor Moon.

So like that, I guess. Many more ribbons, colors, and the power of friendship.

IcyPepperAug 27, 20151 votes

Oh shit we got Star Guardian Lux.

My wish came true.

Fashion MageApr 8, 20152 votes

Order of the Banana Soraka has a push-up bra or something, her boobs don't normally look that big do they? :>

DarkFaun FortesApr 8, 20152 votes

I'm gay, but even we get pool party Graves, and Heart seeker Varus.

So I support this! It needs to happen!

Adrian BlackbearApr 8, 20151 votes

I second this. Pool Party Graves. <3

DarkFaun FortesApr 8, 20151 votes

I dont own grave, so I got the Varus. But i keep debating wether or not i should but (buy!!!) it, just so i can have the poopl party gaves... Isue is i dont actually like playing ADC so.... Id never use it.

AnonymousaurApr 8, 20151 votes

I think what we want is a pretty skin for Lux other than Commando & Steel Legion. (Nothing wrong with them but meh) Sorceress probably shows the most skin on her but I think it needs more tweaking. Imperial looks ok (I hear lots of people like it, not my cup of tea though.) All serious business. And Spellthief looks nice and fits her well.

We need another Lux skin that's either beautiful, hot, cute, or elegant.

I think someone once mentioned Lux being 17 yrs old or something. I don't know about that but if so then she is a teenage girl?

darkdillApr 8, 20151 votes

Riot never specifies ages for Champions because it would piss off part of the crowd. Some insist that she's 16, some insist she's 20, etc.

If it were up to me, I'd say "she has the body of a 16-year-old, but ages work differently in Runeterra, so she could actually be in her thirties".

AnonymousaurApr 8, 20151 votes

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Riot never specifies ages for Champions because it would piss off part of the crowd. Some insist that she's 16, some insist she's 20, etc.

If it were up to me, I'd say "she has the body of a 16-year-old, but ages work differently in Runeterra, so she could actually be in her thirties".

Runeterra is weird man...

I mean how old is Annie exactly? She looks like she is 7 but sounds like a 4 year old. (Then again I'm not sure what the average child sounds like but I've met several kindergarteners that sound a lot smarter than her lol maybe she is much younger than I though?)

lightdragoon88Apr 8, 20151 votes

Have picture...but worry it might get me in trouble....

If you want it is called "LOL_The_swimming day!" by beanbean1988

darkdillApr 8, 20151 votes

I've seen that one. It's really funny.

Inu TeppaApr 8, 20151 votes

That actually does not violate the boards rules of content. So it's okay if you post it, as long as you don't spam it which would be a violation of the board rules.

sandrexaApr 8, 20151 votes

I agree, i think lux should have a skin where she can show her beauty, soraka as beautifull skins where we can see her beauty, and sona and etc... Lux is my main Mid laner but i have commando lux, i like it because its the only splash art that i like, but i think something is missing from lux's skins... She is a woman not a little girl like Annie and even Annie has cute skins !What a mean by this, in my point of view i like to play whit sexy skins! And I'm a girl don't ask me why i just like it! But lux... she needs a sexy skin at least ONE. Not alot of people play urgot as often (at least girls) because? Because he is not cute. Teemo often played why? Cute... Etc... So don't be all hypocrit trying to say noo, no dignity etc... its just a game.. and some champs we play everyday. How the hell can someone know any champ has dignity or not? xD By appearence? ... Thats not very smart... So lux as dignity and miss fortune is just a big slut? etc? .. come on ppl.. i rest my case :D

SKIN FOR LUX THAT SHOWS SHE IS A GROWN WOMAN, NOT A TEEN :D

VuuxApr 16, 20151 votes

I think Lux needs a new skin.. period. Considering I've seen champs get like several skins in the time Lux has gotten none (along with a few other champs.) but considering we were told to expect one soon (2 years ago) I'm a little peeved.

Ice Weasel XApr 16, 20152 votes

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I think Lux needs a new skin.. period.

Crimson Wave Lux? I'm... not sure I want to see that.

*flees before the downvotes start*

LumiiAug 27, 20151 votes

You do know that Lux is about 14 or 15 years old right? She's a child.

Most female champs are over 18, hence the more sexy skins.