Seriously RIOT? SERIOUSLY?

Xemeron·1/14/2015, 12:31:07 AM·2 votes·1,931 views

I really thought they finaly got over their freaking sex bomb female champ concept when they first made Kalista and then even Rek'sai...

Then I saw THAT

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-K7SWby___TM/VLVsIffR9VI/AAAAAAAAhMo/3sMinItotnQ/s1600/tristupdate_comic.png

ARE YOU FACKING KIDDING ME? Now you are sexing up yordles? WHAT THE HELL!

And BTW... she looks way better right now. At least I wouldnt think one Janna Ult would blow her to the next game...

I hope you gibe rumble and Amumu sone freaking six packs next patch and change amumus bangaes so its only a speedo...

17 Comments

Colgate Gator1/14/2015, 12:37:30 AM4 votes

Why are you even getting worked up by this?

God forbid a female (female smurf, to that) wear something short of a body armor because godamn, she's a sex object now.

Ink Rose1/14/2015, 12:36:36 AM4 votes

She's not sexed up..... In fact she's relatively modest compared to most female champs. Her look is designed for adorableness, not sexiness. :)

Jellycake Demon1/14/2015, 1:18:11 AM4 votes

Tristana's new model is not sexy at best it's super KAWAII! sure she has curves & a more "feminin" body type but still look at her she is basiclly a furry midget (no offensive to anyone who reads this that is a midget) with anime eyes & animal features......unless you are into that stuff.

Zahz1/14/2015, 9:25:24 PM4 votes

Omg everyone avert your eyes, Tristana now has a belly button

Raja Chachki1/14/2015, 12:39:06 AM2 votes

It's not just that, ALL skins and normal besides Rocket Girl(thank lord i have it) absolutely suck. She looks weird and scrawny, with her ears just too big. I also hate how everything is just stacking now, her new E is basically the center of her kit, with only 500 different interactions....ugh someone save Trist. She is meant to be an easy to learn, safe champ for beginners.....this new one, not so much.

Xemeron1/14/2015, 12:54:03 AM2 votes

Well... they didnt gave her DD Tits, so I give them that... guess the big boobs come with the next patch

Yulen Xoshxius1/14/2015, 9:32:05 PM1 votes

Meanwhile Arnold Schwartzenegger, Rambo, and other male men with big guns take off their shirts and no one bats an eye. EVEN IF THEY HAVE WEIRD LOOKING NIPPLES.

Toby Flenderson1/14/2015, 12:39:02 AM1 votes

It's not just that, ALL skins and normal besides Rocket Girl(thank lord i have it) absolutely suck. She looks weird and scrawny, with her ears just too big. I also hate how everything is just stacking now, her new E is basically the center of her kit, with only 500 different interactions....ugh someone save Trist. She is meant to be an easy to learn, safe champ for beginners.....this new one, not so much.

SSJXVIThead1/14/2015, 1:00:07 AM1 votes

Tristana I wish I could play her but alas I lack the basic instinct to not run in fighting

CalciferHowel1/14/2015, 1:05:55 AM1 votes

Interestingly enough, (oh I'm ignoring your original point because, let's face it, is hogwash,) she is exactly what I thought faeries from Eoin Colfer's Artemis Fowl universe would look like. I have no complaints.

Dark Topline1/14/2015, 12:36:17 AM1 votes

The new Trist honestly scares me a little.