[Champion Concept] Kevin Mc. Stabby

regonas··3 votes·1,425 views
Doctor Evil

Type: bruiser/support Role: fighter

Attack range: 145


Passive: Work Accidents: increase your attack speed by 5%, life steal by 4% and movement speed by 3% per each unique damage over time effect on you.

Passive: Friendly Doctor: passively build charges. When you have any charges, then another friendly champions can click on you to get healed for 4/5/6% of your max health. Range: 240 Number of charges: 4 Recharge time of one charge: 40/35/30/25/20/15 sec


Q "Autism" Shot Launch a syringe into targeted direction. If it hits a friendly champion, then heal him/her for 60/100/140/180/220 (+3% of your max health) and remove all slowing effects from him/her. Also, affected friendly champion become immune to all slowing effects for 1 sec. Cooldown: 14/13/12/11/10 sec Health cost: 20/25/30/35/40 over 6 sec as a damage over time effect Range: 750


W Candy Give a candy to a friendly minion or a friendly champion (can't be used on yourself) healing him/her for 30/50/70/90/110 (+30% of AP) (+1.5% of your max health) instantly and for same amount over 6 sec. In addition, affected friendly champion takes 20% less damage from critical strikes and 10% less damage from all sources while he/she is suffering from any hard crowd control effect. Cooldown: 10 sec Health cost: 30/40/50/60/70 over 10 sec as a damage over time effect Range: 400


E Doctor Knows the Best Passive: heal yourself for 20/25/30/35/40% of healing you do on other friendly champions.

Active: cause your next basic attack to stab you target dealing 100/135/170/205/240 (+35% of AP) (+7% of your max health) bonus magic damage and stun your target for 1.5 sec. Stun duration is increased by 50% if you are at or bellow 25% of your max health. Cooldown: 16/14/12/10/8 sec Health cost: 50 over 5 sec as a damage over time effect


R The Surgery Passive: reduce damage taken from damage over time effects by 99% and true damage taken by 50% while under effect of this active ability or while at or bellow 15% of your max health.

Active: jump on enemy champion for 3 sec. Affected any champion gets his/her movement speed reduced by 65%, will be silenced, will be unable to use any movement alteration effect (for example Thresh's lantern) and take 100/130/160 (+20% of AP) (+5% of your max health) physical damage each sec. Cooldown: 50 sec Health cost: 100/140/180 over 14 sec as a damage over time effect Range: 400


Build examples:

  1. item 3158 item 2303 item 3143 item 3504 item 3065 item 3222
  2. item 3158 item 2303 item 3027 item 3022 item 3742 item 3089
  3. item 3006 item 3071 item 3022 item 3748 item 3812 item 3065

25 Comments

Twiggles3 votes

No. No explanation is even needed here. Just... No.

regonas1 votes

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Twiggles3 votes

Those who don't want to read this entire wall of text are advised to skip to the bolded section for the general gist of the post. OP, please read this in its entirety to get the full effect of my post.

You want to add a modern styled doctor named 'Kevin McStabby' to the game with an ability called "Autism Shot" (which heals an ally, removes slows from them, and gives them immunity to slows for a full second). That should be enough to tell you how bad of an idea this is. But you take it a step further.

His only apparent drawback is that his abilities cost a flat amount of his HP as a dot. However, dot effects also fuel part one of his passive, giving him a boatload of free stats. But that isn't even the best part. As soon as he hits level 6, any damage over time effects (which would include things like Teemo/Cass poison, Malzahar's Malefic Visions, and Brand's passive. Not to mention the only cost other than cooldown of EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS OWN ABILITIES) are reduced to be near complete immunity while taking literally the MINIMUM damage possible to utilize his full passive. On top of that, whenever he is low or using his 3 second ult, he reduces true damage by half. TRUE DAMAGE. The one damage source other than the fountain laser meant to ignore resistances. No other champion in the game can do that. The only similar cases are champions with invulnerability abilities like Kayle and Tryndamere.

And it gets even better from there. He has 3 (GODDAMN 3!) different ways to heal his teammates, two of which give other massive buffs on top of the heal. All of these also scale with his maximum health for some ungodly reason. Not only that, but he heals HIMSELF whenever he heals an ally. Speaking of max hp scaling, his two damaging abilities (one of which is a point and click stun, and the other essentially a point and click suppression) scale with max hp as well to a ridiculous degree (7% and 5% respectively). Ignoring the AP scaling and assuming he has about 4000 hp at level 18, his ult would do a total of 1080 damage over 3 seconds ON A POINT AND CLICK SEMI-SUPPRESSION WITH ESSENTIALLY ZERO RESOURCE COST ON A STATIC 50 SECOND COOLDOWN (not even considering cooldown reduction or AP).

Now there's your objective criticism. As I said, no explanation should have been necessary since this champion design is clearly atrocious on multiple levels. But there, you have your essay on why this idea is absolutely terrible.

**To sum up: Passive gives literally massive amounts of stats (which become essentially free after level 6), ridiculously high power buffs tacked onto strong healing abilities, becomes essentially resourceless after level 6 DESPITE having such strong abilities, true damage reduction, heals himself by healing allies with one of his 3 (4 if you take summoner heal, 5 if you also build Mikael's Crucible) DIFFERENT OPTIONS FOR THAT, and two different sources of high damage point-and-click crowd control. To top it all off, you named him Kevin McStabby and named one of his abilities autism shot. FUCKING AUTISM SHOT. ** Now tell me. While typing this up champion concept, did you truly think that ANY of it was a good idea. If so, then how did you delude yourself into believing it. Maybe I look like a douchebag here, but you either trolled me hard just now, or you legitimately have absolutely no idea how to make a champion design with any illusion of sense or balance.

regonas1 votes

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Twiggles2 votes

So I'm an autistic troll that can't do math and hates change? Fantastic counter-argument. Expect this to be my final post in this thread, as your response clearly shows you as unworthy of my time and energy.

  1. Q named that way to mock stupid people who think that vaccines gives autism. If you are one of them, then i get why you got offended.

I am not offended by the ability name. However, the ability name is pointlessly and obviously inflammatory to many people. That fact that you are seriously considering Autism Shot as an option for an ability name speaks volumes about your maturity.

  1. "boatload of free stats" as of today means 20% attack speed, 16% life steal and 12% movement speed.

Even more than that when other champions' abilities or things like item 3812 are taken into account, but I suppose I can concede this point given other things that were cleared up.

  1. Being at or bellow 15% of max health and reducing damage taken from dots is such so OP, according to you. If a person broth him to 15%, then he/she will kill this champ with or without dots. But numbers might be too hard for you, because 15% of max health looks too good for you.

I will admit that I misunderstood this part. I was under the impression that the DoT reduction was constant with only the true damage reduction being limited to active or 15% HP. And you added an insult to my intelligence for effect. Stay classy.

  1. Hey, genius, true damage reduction and dot damage reduction is same effect and it triggers only while at or bellow 15% of max health. Is reading enlgish that hard?

I admit to misunderstanding that part of the kit. This is essentially the same as your previous point including the jab at my intelligence. And no, English is not difficult. Funny how you ask me that while making so many spelling/grammar mistakes in your post.

  1. Oh, not other champion does that, then this champion can't do that either. Are you stupid? How the hell would riot be making new champion without introducing new type of abilities?

Yet another attack aimed at my mental faculties. Seriously, you're like a broken record at this point. No other champion reduces true damage because the whole point of true damage is the fact that nothing reduces it. This literally defeats the point of true damage and is a needlessly specific thing to add.

  1. 3 heals is too much for you? Boohoo. Did you even read how those work? Nah, your parents probably never made Q for you. Here, i will help you out: At 18 level with about 4k HP and 400 AP this champ can heal for: Passive which needs to be clicked by ally in melee range: 240 health every 15 sec Q skill shot if he hits: 340 health every 10 sec W: 580 health every 10 sec If you are Q, but without "" and "shot", then i will help you further: With all these abilities this champ would be healing on average 108 health per sec. During team fight that is pretty much equal to 0. His heals are mostly for laning fae, and even then Soraka would still outheal him.

Still calling me autistic. It's just pathetic at this point. Passive: At 4k HP and 400 AP this passive can heal 960 very quickly (that's 240 times 4 charges in case you want to check my autistic math). Q: 340 health every 6 seconds with max cdr. PLUS a 136 self heal, more than tripling the cost of the skill in the first place. PLUS releasing slows and giving 1 second of slow immunity. Still sound balanced to you? W: 580 health every 6 seconds with max cdr. PLUS a 232 self heal, once again more than TRIPLING the cost of the skill. Plus giving 20% crit resistance and 10% damage resist when cc'd. I'm still not seeing any reasonable balancing being done here.

  1. Health scaling is because he is health based champion. But nor do you get it, nor do you even bothered to read how low those scaling are.

I realize he is a health based champion. However, the scaling is ridiculously high on his heals given how much he also heals himself, tripling the cost of his healing abilities in returns without even considering the possibility of him building item 3065.

  1. He heals himself when he heals an ally boohoo. Don't make me laugh. His passive self healing is only as strong as to counter his health cost of abilities, making him resourceless champion (like many many before him). I added some for of sustain for himself, now cry me a river.

Saying boohoo doesn't strengthen your point, you know. It is not justifiable for him to self-heal that much. He literally more than doubles his health investment as a profit just by healing teammates. That is not even remotely balanced no matter how you look at it.

  1. Point and Click stun? Where? "cause your next basic attack to stab you target" bro, do you even read? It is next basic attack.

Oh good, we're splitting hairs now. Well get this, pal. An auto-attack reset is still point and click, if not even more obnoxious.

  1. Call Oxford and request to change meaning of the words "ridiculous degree" to 7% and 5%.

I've already gone over why this is ridiculous earlier in this post. Moving on.

  1. Omg, 1320 (more accurate number with AP) damage is so much. And is over 3 sec. OMG. Are you even serious? That is single target damage over long time. Time when he can be attacked. Time when other enemies can attack him. Time when enemies can cancel it be CCing him. Try to use thin on some ADC and you will see what happens. And did you even read that it have pretty low range? Nah, you can't read.

A lot of my issue with this ability was based on my misunderstanding of the DoT damage reduction. I admit that much once again. Apparently, one misunderstanding means I can't read and deserve to be repeatedly called autistic. Thank you for enlightening me there.

At the end of the day, this champion isn't quite as bad as I initially thought. I am capable of admitting that much and I apologize for misunderstanding such an important part of the post. HOWEVER Your reaction of "autistic, can't read, stupid" along with the rest of your sarcastic remarks and multiple spelling/grammar errors paint the picture of someone tragically trapped in an incredibly immature mindset. His is STILL unacceptably broken even with that misunderstanding cleared up, and his design is still completely atrocious. There is no defending Kevin McStabby OR his Autism Shot, OR the rest of this busted as hell kit.

I again apologize for my misunderstanding, but I hope you can pull your head out of your own ass long enough to see just how terrible and immature your posts are overall. I'm done taking your posts seriously, as is likely everyone else here.

Have a wonderful evening.

regonas1 votes

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Twiggles2 votes

And this sums up exactly why you cannot be taken seriously. Rather than consider my post and try to defend your terrible design again, you use the internet equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and shouting 'lalala I can't hear you' while going on insulting my intelligence again. And you still can't even use proper grammar!

And this is truly my final post here. I feel guilty going into a battle of minds against an unarmed individual.

GG EZ.

regonas1 votes

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Lonely Flame1 votes

Hey man Please keep talking :) I'm still reporting you and everything in this thread is just gold.

regonas2 votes

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Lonely Flame2 votes

So either you deleted your comments cause you were worried about getting in trouble, or they got deleted by mods. Either way, I still won out and that pic of yours is just the cherry on top. I don't hate you. I want you to change your attitude or leave the forums and I'll keep telling you that.

Call me a hater all you want, but your comments aren't there anymore. I got my way.

regonas2 votes

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Lonely Flame3 votes

Haha that website could not be more appropriate for you. But glad to see you're taking this well.

regonas2 votes

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Haha that website could not be more appropriate for you. But glad to see you're taking this well.

Everything from the picture to the website was for you. Sorry you got it wrong, though.

Lonely Flame1 votes

Baha clever come back. Anyway I'm bored now. Till next time when I report you :)

Fowus2 votes

lmfao he deleted his posts out of shame

Vorazun3 votes

{quoted}

I advise you to not take this guy seriously. I, and many others like me have tried to use rationality and logic to deal with him, to no recourse. Resistance against his logic is futile. If he sees any 'criticism' that is actually critical, his argument quickly devolves into ranting and Ad Homs. After he has exhausted those reserves he calls you a troll. The effort is appreciated, but I suggest you save your criticism for any other concept with a receptive poster. I recommend downvoting and moving on.

On the other hand, I see we have found a useful counterpart for Jenny McCarthy. They will do well together.

Fowus2 votes

change Q name

jinbaru1 votes

the passive needs work (not alot of champs have dots naturally). the e is broken if you build him as an ap tank (think chogath or zac) thats gonna do tons of dmg and it has a stun so one or the other is gonna have to give.

regonas1 votes

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the passive needs work (not alot of champs have dots naturally). the e is broken if you build him as an ap tank (think chogath or zac) thats gonna do tons of dmg and it has a stun so one or the other is gonna have to give.

Passive -- well there is ignite, there is item 3812 and have toy read the costs of abilities? Using any ability he will put small dot on himself.

E -- nope, not broke. Lets say he have 4500 HP and 400 AP. That gives 695 magic damage. Cho with Same AP can deal 705 magic damage with his Q and it is AOE. My champion's E is single target and melee. Only gap closer this champion have is R, so you can't compare his stun with Cho ranged AOE stun. Where do you see these "tons of dmg"?

Shmoovus1 votes

Umm... I'm a little uncomfortable with your naming of the Q to say the least. When addressing societal issues, a quotation mark isn't going to cut it. Having a scientific mind myself, I would suggest renaming it to avoid ruffling feathers.

As for the kit, I agree entirely with Jinbaru.

Also, presume that two of this champion were on the same team. They could team up and effectively be unstoppable and immortal abusing the abilities. Their passives could heal each other, their Q's could buff each other, their W's could heal each other, and with some CDR, they could pretty much wear out any champ.

regonas2 votes

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You do get that he is wrong, do you?

This champion can heal only other champions (and heals for % of that healing whit E passive). What to abuse here?

Kuzja11 votes

This guys looks like he's from a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode

Shmoovus1 votes

I'm no longer sure if this champ is real, a poe, or a troll.

If you are wondering what a poe is, look up Poe's law. It won't kill you to do some research into linguistics.

regonas2 votes

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I'm no longer sure if this champ is real, a poe, or a troll.

If you are wondering what a poe is, look up Poe's law. It won't kill you to do some research into linguistics.

Definitely a Poe

https://www.poets.org/sites/default/files/styles/286x289/public/images/biographies/130_eapoe.jpg?itok=FSmvi_Ei

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