Beep Beep, Sion coming through!

Hold on to something, because I'm about to blow you away! Well, Sion is, in his new "TAXI DRIVER SION" skin! With the Sion rework out in the game I'm sure people are wondering "when will he get another skin?" I know they are, I hear voices! Due to my unimaginably bad artistic skills I don't have a sketch up at this time, but imagine this: That massive wall of flesh called Sion dressed in a tight, two-sizes-too-small snazzy yellow and black checkered uniform and cap.

Is Sion about to hit you with his ulti as you cry out in agony because it's going to shut you down? Turn those tears into** CHEERS** when you see TAXI DRIVER SION charging down mid lane in a little taxi cab that can hardly hold his fat ass rear end.

LAUGH as he crashes into you, knocking you upwards and wrecking his only method of livelihood.

And finally CRY (tears of joy) when he finishes you off with a whack from the parking meter in his hand.

You've read about it, you've pictured it in your head, and now you want to see it happen. Don't lie to yourself!

Not only is this an absolutely hilarious and fitting skin, it also pays homage to the great game Crazy Taxi that so many of us spent hours on, trying to get that one green customer to the train station on time without causing a 6 car pileup in the tunnel. It's gonna be a Riot. See what I did there?