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Mental processes of a jungler on a feeding team

Yoella·11/23/2014, 7:34:34 AM·60 votes·13,031 views

When top and bot are constantly demanding ganks from level 3 https://31.media.tumblr.com/2c6924422bbac16daa2f329c60bc5fc7/tumblr_inline_nbtkqv8fiF1sy5lwu.gif

When you try to gank only to find bot lane extended as far as possible and now I can't http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x253/xxraddyxx/Animinations/tumblr_m4we52ijbx1r2zs34.gif

When Jinx and Lux both die bot, right in front of the enemy turret, and blame me http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae115/rileyhays217/GIFS/corymakeitstop.gif

When my Yasuo mid overextends and gets killed by a turret.. twice.. http://38.media.tumblr.com/1c6eb23659b6e98fe9aa98868e143a95/tumblr_mqvnjvDA7T1redq9ho3_500.gif

When I go back to farming and top is at full health, and thirty seconds later Shen gets killed by Gnar and rages at me http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-saPfcvC2SfA/UmgHqMbrDpI/AAAAAAAABjI/nWaZkambzqk/s1600/Crying-and-Knowing-I-Should-Hate-You.gif

When I'm finally 6 (as Skarner) and I go to gank bot again, only to realize Kalista has 6 kills and Thresh has 3... they blamed me http://prettyfrugal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cant-do-this-anymore.gif

When top and mid give the enemy Yasuo and Gnar 2 more kills and then rage that "I am a terrible jungler" (I was at bot) http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q6t4Y9CxJZU/US5-m7Bx40I/AAAAAAAAAKc/IayMWygbiwI/s1600/cmt-medium.gif

Later on when Lux and Jinx die again right before a gank and insist that I go finish off an 8/1/3 Kalista and 2/1/7 Thresh (with ulti up) http://s1.scoopwhoop.com/WEIGHT/WEIGHT/L2.gif

When a full health Shen and Yasuo abandon me vs fed Yi so they can go after a full health mega-gnar.. they were 20 ft away and I pinged.. and exhausted.. and ulti'd https://31.media.tumblr.com/660dc93c3e4900fdafa77ec56ff79224/tumblr_inline_myyv2zOaNW1rsvpuc.gif

When I'm 1/5/2 and STILL have the best score on my team.. yet they all unanimously blame me http://grumpyllama.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/does-not-get-it.gif

When in the post-game lobby Shen tells me "Skarner go kill yourself" https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1388426074/7832459.gif

Aaaannndddd that douchenozzle got reported.

Explain in memes if possible, but was I really to blame for that clusterfuck? If so, how? If not, how would you have handled it?

64 Comments

AbodyHUN66611/23/2014, 12:40:49 PM21 votes

How to win LOL:

  1. make first clear
  2. gank a lane
  3. gank it again
  4. gank it until the enemy laner starts blaming their jungler
  5. gank until either the mid or jungler goes afk
  6. win
Unidad11/23/2014, 11:19:23 AM20 votes

That feel when the one lane you haven't ganked for starts harassing you for not ganking, when in fact you did gank; just other lanes. I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to people that there exist 2 other lanes. Nah, as a jungler I'm expected to have pulled off at least 1 very successful gank on each lane before I'm even 6. Yep...

Spacesuit Spiff11/24/2014, 10:47:08 AM11 votes

Might as well leave my best jungling story here with the others:

JarvanIV : Why's Vlad just sitting under his turret? Afk? Vladimir sits under turret Nidalee freefarms to level 3 Vladimir : Oh hey guys didn't hear the game start. tries to farm normally in the middle of the lane An Ally has been slain Vladimir : "Wtf why no gank?" Nautilus gives bot double kill Vladimir teleports back to lane An ally has been slain Vladimir : "Gank now or I'm afk!" Nautilus : "She's got 3 levels on you, and you're Vlad, and she's Nid. And she's freezing. Just get what farm you can our botlane are gods." Nautilus Gives bot another double kill An ally has been slain Nami : "Vlad lane swap with us. Their bot is even more behind than you." Vladimir : "No this stupid jungler needs to gank" Nautilus : "I'd really rather not make you worth gold again. I already gave you a dragon" An ally has been slain Lucian : "Nami I got this go support Vlad." Vladimir : "No get out of my lane noob" charges into Nid's tower and dies Lucian Gets double kill 1v2 Nami : "We're far enough ahead we can start pushing 4v5. Vlad, go farm bot." Vladimir : "No I don't want this stupid jungler to win" 20 minutes of us slowly winning 4v5 while Vlad buys mobos and zeals and charges down mid lane, raging all the while Lucian : "Vlad at least farm the side lanes..." enemy team eventually groups hard and wins Vladimir : "Stupid jungler..." xxWhinyChildishNamexx has sent you a friend request

Alljoy11/23/2014, 10:30:44 AM9 votes

That's why I mute everyone right from the start.

And no, I don't think it's your fault.

Withthegoodrice11/23/2014, 7:49:15 AM9 votes

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Killer X 1211/23/2014, 9:06:23 AM5 votes

Yea, i hate to do it, but thats when i mute everyone. They are all clearly retarded and no amount of communication/logic/advice can cure them of stupidity. You can't fix stupid.

Ternt11/23/2014, 4:33:47 PM3 votes

I love when I am jungling and somebody pings for assistance, so I go to gank, ping my entrance 5 times to save myself typing out something.. and they retreat to turret as I am rambo status 2v1. Then they complain about no ganks and feeding.

FiendOfOne11/27/2014, 9:15:48 AM3 votes

I've come to this conclusion (as a jungle main):

If you lose the game, it is either the jungler's or support's fault.

If you win, the carries were AWESOME.

Junglers/supports: Unsung heroes.

Zeke Maelstorm11/23/2014, 5:35:30 PM2 votes

This is why solo queue sucks.

  • Jungle main
DragonShea11/23/2014, 12:08:55 PM2 votes

Shit happens bro. I also hate when I have to deal with this. there is little you can do to stop people playing like noobs. It's part of the game and hopefully. they will get their just deserts for being douches.

Nowadays when I play I play for fun, in two ways. one is the typical I want to enjoy myself and all. And two is my LMFAO at the stupidity of noobs and I am like: Not my lose, you play to win and you suffer for it. noob

Just Ignore all the troll and loser in the game and enjoy playing with the players that are competent. But is easier said than done and something even I do get mad of the shit ppl

I was in a noob team today and I muted them cuz I wasn't happy that I wasn't on my A-game and that can happen. I worst thing in the match was that I ult'ed Darius as Braum and the rest of the team didn't use the oppertunity I gave them to give him hell and I died taking a risk to give them an opening and when we were invading my jungle and pushing top lane, my warrick left me to die when he could have killed two or all three champs attacking me.

that said the best way to know if a player is good is how well any adopt to the mindset of others. Anyone else would just be running around like headless chickens.

ABigTrex11/23/2014, 12:21:37 PM2 votes

Its like Everyone is a crying bitch that can only blame you

Jeddy01711/23/2014, 2:22:48 PM2 votes

This is my problems sometimes when I go jg,EVERYONE asking for a freaking gank when I'm only level 3 (which is why I love Rammus). I'm trying to get some practice at the role that is the most trouble for me & people aren't.I want to farm for a bit,but no I have to go from ganking bot to ganking top.Then there the times I want to gank but the enemy is under their turret (please,how am I suppose to gank that)

People,the jg is not suppose to win your lane for you.They can get you ahead or help you out,but they can't focus on your lane. And if you want them to gank,make opportunities for them.This could be burning the enemy spells or abilities,not pushing them to their turret (btw,you should then watch for being ganked yourself) & not feed the enemy or the jg will be a free kill if they were to gank. And if you're constantly getting ganked yourself,the freaking ward so your other teammates can know where their jg is.

Blade of Justic11/23/2014, 9:20:07 PM2 votes

From what I can tell, the match was:

Shen Skarner(OP) Yasuo Jinx Lux

VS.

Gnar Yi Yasuo Kalista Thresh

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Fickle Genie11/23/2014, 11:09:18 PM2 votes

Welcome to Buzzfeed

Kowe The Ewok11/26/2014, 8:55:11 AM1 votes

The new jungle just made it worse. So many ignorant douches are around who start flaming if you don't lvl 3 gank top, even if you politely try to explain that MANY junglers use far too much health to do so.

And that not-ganking a Riven at top with a 1/3 health Wukong prolly is better for him than attempting to do so.

While I do like the crab since have gone worse. Zed's kill it in an instant and roam freely: And while your midlaner afk-farms you're supposed to gank top, mid and bot for 2 while your clear has horribly worsened. Hell, I think I had an enemy Zed in my last 8 matches each.

MegaCandyhawk11/28/2014, 3:42:02 PM1 votes

this is not just losing games its every game.

Big Bang Bob2/1/2015, 10:26:04 AM1 votes

No. First to rules of the summoners code:

  1. It is never your fault.

  2. If a game is going horribly, you were the only good one on the team.

CursedByLight3/12/2015, 1:29:11 PM1 votes

Pre 6 bot lane gank with Skarner . I feel you brother. You must understand that they are cardboard 5 if they don't understand how Skarner jungle possibly can gank bot lane pre 6 and not die.