'Murica Quinn
Replaces her crossbow with a Second Amendment approved shotgun with underslung rocket launcher and her chicken mask with Liberty's tiara.
Passive - Taps into NSA logs of the phone calls I had with your mom to find out who is a TERRORIST and marks them with a bomb icon and a drone HUD crosshair! Bop the terrorists and a little score display pops up.
Q - Shoots red-white-blue fireworks to blind your enemies with freedom and unrestricted explosives! Hitting an enemy chammunist with it earns you a round of applause! (Q: How can you shoot women and children? A: Easy, you don't lead them as much)
W - Satellite scan! Who wouldn't want to give up a little privacy to protect their freedom? The overlay graphic is a lineart picture of an unnamed top secret agency with eagle and laurel wreath.
E - It's a hop. A FREEDOM hop! It leaves red and white stripes in your path and scatters stars of hurt around the target!
R - Predator Drone painted white and retrofitted with a robot eagle head. (So be it / Threaten no more / To secure peace / Is to prepare for war)
Secret passive adds 1 hp to Surfer Singed in combat.
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For the sake of neutrality, feel free to update the French Anivia skin with a secret passive to allow surrender 5 seconds earlier.