Since everyone is doing it, I'm going to try...
Where are my
buffs?
Everyone knows all he is good for is his Ult
Aside from that his Q, W and E are pointless AF.
Built to be a walking wall until his Ult is up, then he's a missile, and then goes back to being a wall.
Boring!
i want a new
VU and a rework just like 
Who's with me?