IronStylus: Gentlemen, Omega Squad Teemo is a resounding success

Teemo's popularity is now exactly where we need it to be so we can move forward with our little surprise. However, before we move on to the next phase, I would like to address a rumor that has been floating around the Boards. Some of you have come to believe I like making skins. I wish to dash these rumors. I do not like skins.

I love skins.

All my time at Riot I have seen so many kinds of skins. You pick Cho'gath in your game and decide to use gentlemen Cho'gath while the Ezreal that has been whining like a little child is running around with the Pulsefire skin his mother bought for him. Spoiled Skin. Then you see there is an Irelia on the other team with the Frost(butt)blade skin. Fetish skin. But when you get to top lane, you find that it's actually Riven top and Irelia mid and Riven is using the Battlebunny skin. Waifu Skin. Your support is using Victorious Janna and is just standing there and taking Ezreal's abuse like a doormat. Trophy Skin. When the enemy Amumu finally ganks your lane, he lands his ult, but is using the Surprise Party skin, so the smiley face makes you laugh. Silly Skin.

What I am telling you all is that I am a purveyor of skins. And with your help over these past 5 seasons, we are now at the precipice of our true goal. You see, I want a simple skin. No Spoiled Skins, no Fetish Skins, no Waifu Skins, no Trophy Skins, AND CERTAINLY NO ICE SKINS. We've made skins for 5 years. What I want is a skin only we can make: a true skin, an IronStylus Skin, the Ultimate you've all been waiting for.

I WANT THE ULTIMATE LEONA SKIN.

/praisetheparrot.

(Note, the above may or may not be a direct quote from IronStylus)