"Swain top is Cancer"
It is. I just find this highly amusing coming from a Vayne top.
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It is. I just find this highly amusing coming from a Vayne top.
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Come now, we all know that the real cancer of LoL are Annie mains.
-Waits for keyboard warriors to come flocking over here to tell me how difficult it is to play Annie-
Don't you just love the complexity of pressing R when your passive's up?
The game as a whole isn't that complex. It's just mentally draining to have to always watch your positioning and your right-clicking for 40-50 minutes on end. Less about complex mechanics and more about meta usage.
Not as much as I love the complexity of looking to see if flash is up before I press R. Or the complexity of binding flash to the F key instead of the D key..... F is for flash, just like R is for RARGH I'M A FUCKING BEAR AND I'M HERE TO EAT YOUR WHOLE TEAM!!!! That's why tibbers is bound to R right?
Come now, we all know that the real cancer of LoL are Annie mains.
-Waits for keyboard warriors to come flocking over here to tell me how difficult it is to play Annie-
But annie has a huge skillcap, she is easy to learn hard to master, you have to manage her stun and last hitting with anni is so hard with her Q
mhmmm
Meanwhile on summoner rift
okay this is my first time annie
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The joke went... under his head?
LOL WHAT?!
edit: i just foud out you were being sarcastic by reading that part about Q a little more carefully, sorry :P
LOL WHAT?!
edit: i just foud out you were being sarcastic by reading that part about Q a little more carefully, sorry :P
You do realize she sacrifices a lot being a close range mage... Right?
Sorry, I don't consider a champ "close range" just because you die if you get close to her.
Sorry, I don't consider a champ "close range" just because you die if you get close to her.
Once upon a time, I heard there was this thing called crowd control. It was a great invention. Nobody used it. The end.
It's funny that you mention crowd control..... 
Yeah, especialy the fact that you replied to the wrong person, the fact that she can use her Q to last hit untill hell freezes over thus stacking her permastun passive for free, and the fact that her ult is an insta-aoe-dps-point and click nuke.
She is basicaly the garen of mid lane.
SO MUCH DIFFICULTY, MUH PLAYZ.
Hey, Garen takes way more skill than Annie. You gotta have the skill to shout "DEMACIA" at the screen whenever you do anything. Takes some serious lung power, that...
Screaming demacia is a quadrillion times better than screaming tibbers with the voice and accent of a 4 year old girl, if you ask me.
Being.. close..? She has 600 range on her Q and W and her R has a 600 BASE range with a 290 RADIUS, meaning it stuns up to 890 away from herself. If you call that close range, you must think every ADC is short ranged 'cause only Cait and Trist can have more than 600 passively and only three champions, Kog, Jinx, and Twitch, can get passed 600 with an ability usage. All the others are... really short. Like Lucian is at, what, 500? Varus is at 575, Quinn at 525, Vayne at 550, Draven at 600, Ashe at 600, Corki at 550, Ez at 550 (1150 Q though), MF at 550, Graves at 525... Like, seriously. lol.
Just because we have Seigers like Ziggs (850 range on the Q, bouncing up to 1400) and Xerath (750-1400 based on charge time) doesn't mean Annie is all of a sudden short range since most require you to be in her range to do anything to her with the exception of poke mages that she just flashes and instagibs. If you gotta be in her range to do anything to her, then considering her to be 'close ranged' isn't much of a punishment since she bursts harder than any melee assassin. Even Kat and Talon can't burst as hard as Annie while still having the CC to set that kill up.
One of the biggest issues everyone has always had with Annie compared to every Assassin ever is that every other Assassin, even short ranged ones, have had their CC removed because 'Muh counterplay', yet Annie still stands strong with the same amount of burst on relatively short cool downs and almost 0 mana problems.
Oh man, so many downvotes. Turns out though that no keyboard warriors came to impose justice, but I can smell the butthurt annie losers from here.
Or maybe people are just responding negatively to negativity.
Rustled jimmies are a natural thing here in the boards, having different opinions and not agreeing with the circlejerk will only get you downvotes. Because having an opinion here is prohibited by law.
-#L$S big playz -#Zed op -#PSA to -insert target group here- -#supports have it rough -#adc mains are jerks -#QOL buff-insert champion here- -#bard sucks#nerf ekko -#leblanc has op burst and mobility -#delete kalista -#upgrade your trinkets -#outrageous -#delete riven
Rustled jimmies are a natural thing here in the boards, having different opinions and not agreeing with the circlejerk will only get you downvotes. Because having an opinion here is prohibited by law.
-#L$S big playz -#Zed op -#PSA to -insert target group here- -#supports have it rough -#adc mains are jerks -#QOL buff-insert champion here- -#bard sucks#nerf ekko -#leblanc has op burst and mobility -#delete kalista -#upgrade your trinkets -#outrageous -#delete riven
The hypocrisy is strong in this post.
-#delete kalista
I don't think that one's unique to the boards. I've never met another league player who doesn't play Kalista and doesn't despise her.
Oh man, so many downvotes. Turns out though that no keyboard warriors came to impose justice, but I can smell the butthurt annie losers from here.
Also, Yoda, we ALL sense it. Some of us just don't want to admit it.
There's a reason Annie is one of the two mid champions in beginner bots. She's basic af.
I mean, she's not the most OP champion in the game, but her level of simplicity is astounding. I would use her for some #freelo, but I just find playing her so boring. Well, I guess people like free wins.
-Waits for more butthurt Annie mains or keyboard warriors to downvote this post so far that Satan will be looking down on it-
I'm right there with you on that one, and to be more specific: I'm the kind of dick for when I just want to troll and fuck someone's world up and still win the game I play full ap Nunu, and I still haven't bought Annie in neither of my accounts all these years. Hell, I play her even less than Fizz.
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ehhhhh it's a skill match up if vayne can use ult right then quinn will lose
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Nasus? Is having a lane opponent whose only goal is to farm the entire game seriously cancer?
Nasus is cancer in so far that he makes it so the other laner can't just have fun, no, they're on dogsitting duty trying to make sure he doesn't stack up and murder everyone and everything come late game.
Actually some utility CC champions or if you have a good team to kite Nasus with his stacks doesn't matter as much as long as you are able to group and force Nasus to come as well instead of split pushing Since Nasus isn't nearly as scary in teamfights were there are a lot more CC and more kiting (usually anyways)
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Actually some utility CC champions or if you have a good team to kite Nasus with his stacks doesn't matter as much as long as you are able to group and force Nasus to come as well instead of split pushing Since Nasus isn't nearly as scary in teamfights were there are a lot more CC and more kiting (usually anyways)
People keep picking Nasus into my Shen. So I take Teleport and fly all over the map. Yes, Nasus takes my tower and gets stacks. But my team is fed so then we just steamroll while I peel Nasus. Team-orientation >> Farm-orientation.
Nasus powerspike is actually around the mid game since then he is the best at teamfighting since then he is usually tanky enough to take quite a bit of damage while still dealing good damage... but as the game goes on the ADC and APC damage tend to just get better and better (and damage generally scales better then defense in that items are generally slightly more expensive but also stronger per item)
Though of course he is pretty much always good at split pushing and 1v1 (given he has gotten a good/decent amount of stacks and is able to get to his target)
I think people also overlook that by the endgame people max their utility skills too, which means lower cooldowns and even more kiting.
I don't like playing Nasus like that. I play him a bit differently but it's very stupid. See I go into a game as Nasus with the mindset of "I have a very limited amount of time to make sure my Q has damage". Until the teamfights start and the lane phase ends I am stacking as much as I can taking harass in exchange for stacks ect.. But when the teamfights start I am the first to rush in (I build tank Nasus) and take hits and get the carries while my team does the rest. Basically I farm for just enough time for my Q to be a THREAT, not necessarily a monster.
Nasus? Is having a lane opponent whose only goal is to farm the entire game seriously cancer?
No, but what is cancer is 95% slow for 5 seconds that also slows attack speed, plus a Q with a potentially infinite amount of damage.
No, but what is cancer is 95% slow for 5 seconds that also slows attack speed, plus a Q with a potentially infinite amount of damage.
He DOES have a crazy slow, but it isn't actually 95%. I'm pretty sure movement speed can only drop to something like 150? That's still really slow, but yeah.
I played Xin top against a nasus about 4 games ago. i had 3 kills on him and dropped his tower at about 15 minute mark. i then started roaming and picked up a kill and assist before realizing nasus had dropped my first top tower and was working on the second.
I pushed him off and shoved out lane, only to have him come back and try to take tower again. from there i literally almost couldnt even team fight because nasus never left the lane unless he died.
there were a few occassions where he left top, but only so he could solo push out bot until someone found him and ran him off again. with his frozen heart and all his free stacks he was winning all 1v1 exchanges even though i crushed him early game due to his armor and Q. It was just plain bullshit to play against because he just played farmville all damn game long until i finally had enough damage and armor pen to be able to kill himself and hold the lanes against him, but it essentailly destroyed all good team fights for the game since he never joined unless the team happened to just be with him.
Sometimes nasus is just plain toxic to play against because he's only ever about his stacks and it requires you to dedicate atleast one person on your team to just baby sitting him so he cant get free stacks and towers all game.
That is split pushing in general, not Nasus.
If you want a tip, engage on their team 5v4. You win the teamfight, and from that point you can hunt down Nasus in a 5v1, or push mid, much faster than Nasus can push a side lane.
Nasus? Is having a lane opponent whose only goal is to farm the entire game seriously cancer?
Yes. You have to prevent him from farming and if you can't, you're dead.
Yes. You have to prevent him from farming and if you can't, you're dead.
So he's like every other champion in league?
Nasus has the same problem as Darius, he's extremely vulnerable to ganks. If nobody comes to gank for you pre-6, you're handing the game to Nasus. Obviously you can gank anybody pre-6 and put them behind, but Nasus is extremely vulnerable to it.
He has few weaknesses, but his biggest one is getting ganked, and it's super easy to do.
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Seriously, how is Darius and Garen any cancerous? I agree with the others though, with Nasus being the least cancerous one.
Seriously, how is Darius and Garen any cancerous? I agree with the others though, with Nasus being the least cancerous one.
how is nasus the least cancerous? he hopes the game gets dragged on forever so he can just sit in a lane and do nothing but stack. you can kill him 10 times in lane only to have him beat you at the 35 min mark because he can infinity stack q and this allows him to get away with build pure tank while doing insane amounts of damage and making anyone that uses attack speed in a teamfight almost useless.
how is nasus the least cancerous? he hopes the game gets dragged on forever so he can just sit in a lane and do nothing but stack. you can kill him 10 times in lane only to have him beat you at the 35 min mark because he can infinity stack q and this allows him to get away with build pure tank while doing insane amounts of damage and making anyone that uses attack speed in a teamfight almost useless.
Did you see what you just said ? If you fucking kill Nasus ten times, I am pretty sure you can solo kill everyone on their team before nasus will be a threat. His early game is trash when it comes to 2v2 or early objective contest ( basically dragons ) Wither is single target, and his ONLY form of CC, despite being a "tank"
Picked Poppy top in normal blind... ends up against Vayne top... sigh that was so horrible...
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Picked Poppy top in normal blind... ends up against Vayne top... sigh that was so horrible...
Whoever steps next to a wall first loses.
Nope... Vayne can just stop Poppy dash with her knock back... Poppy on the other hand... yeah...
But well yeah if she doesn't then it might be good...
Though if she does.. well then Poppy is left with no good way of engaging and no good way of poking or dealing with the harass... so yeah... not fun