Riot, you've created a monster

I'll definitively buy Poppy Merch.

Now, where is Urgot figure?... What, it will never come?...

Just give her some Tristana merch. She won't notice the difference. Puts on shades and slides away all edgy like

not sure if real or if OP is just creating a cover story for him to buy the merch and not feel embarrassed about it...

Fear the merch-hungry Momthers

Then she will see the prices and laugh her ass off

Oh god my wallet would cry... owns every poppy skin

I feel like it's only on League Boards that I am totally okay with click-bait titles. In fact, they usually humor me-- Seeing some potentially-raging post, only for it to be something silly.

I want my Karthus Merch first!

lmao

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My mother saw Poppy's new splash and demands that you flood your store with Poppy merch so she can buy it all.

So it begins.