Riot, you've created a monster

Z Statistic··69 votes·9,083 views

My mother saw Poppy's new splash and demands that you flood your store with Poppy merch so she can buy it all.

26 Comments

Tebarn37 votes

I'll definitively buy Poppy Merch.

Now, where is Urgot figure?... What, it will never come?...

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RiotBioluminescence58 votes

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I'll definitively buy Poppy Merch.

Now, where is Urgot figure?... What, it will never come?...

Urgot item 3070

I'd love it if any Urgot figure was more of a do-it-yourself sort of thing. Some assembly required, etc. :)

Malicious Metal53 votes

half assed assembled Urgot Existence is torment...

sp4418 votes

In that case, there musn't be any glue or magnets to hold the pieces together, you just gotta tape them together with bubblegum, spit, and prayer, and hope to god that it doesn't collapse on itself to maintain fidelity to the character.

Seriously, I hope to god that they keep his "death" idle animation on his relaunch, that little animation of him slumping over dead before getting shocked back to life just sums up his entire character in a few motions.

TerraRising2 votes

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I'd love it if any Urgot figure was more of a do-it-yourself sort of thing. Some assembly required, etc. :)

I'd love a cute little Yorick figure with a smiling skull shovel, but that ain't happening either. Not until the reworks are done and Riot get over their collective hatred of these champs.

DorkunedAuras1 votes

Rek'Sai Pls

Wolfess6 votes

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I'd love it if any Urgot figure was more of a do-it-yourself sort of thing. Some assembly required, etc. :)

http://cdn.hobbylink.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/rrobbert184-tachikoma-unbox-23.jpg

now just gotta make it a bit more green and gray.

AbrahamBaconham2 votes

Shit now I want one of those too

Noski72 votes

instead of legos, you guys sell leagos. HYEE HYEE HYEE!

OurLestrade11 votes

Just give her some Tristana merch. She won't notice the difference. Puts on shades and slides away all edgy like

Mister Sunglow3 votes

My mom started crying when i tried to swap out the Poppy merch for Teemo merch...

Death by Lulu1 votes

Just wait until you tell her about swans

Toa Innodence1 votes

this needs to be a tribute post all on it's own.

RottedApples5 votes

not sure if real or if OP is just creating a cover story for him to buy the merch and not feel embarrassed about it...

Z Statistic6 votes

I have a collection of stuffed animals. One of them is Archimedes. One of them is Vinyl Scratch. One of them is Lulu. I have no qualms telling people I have those. I like Poppy, but not enough to buy stuff for her.

Twiggles2 votes

I'd love to get my hands on Archimedes (or better yet, a spycrab). I also need to save up for a Zecora and a Trixie...

The Lexer2 votes

Yeah, 'cause saying your mom wanted it is totally not embarrassing /kappa

Cressilia3 votes

Fear the merch-hungry Momthers

Shyvauni2 votes

Oh god my wallet would cry... owns every poppy skin

Solaxo2 votes

Then she will see the prices and laugh her ass off

Hís Lamb2 votes

I feel like it's only on League Boards that I am totally okay with click-bait titles. In fact, they usually humor me-- Seeing some potentially-raging post, only for it to be something silly.

Dreamspitter1 votes

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My mother saw Poppy's new splash and demands that you flood your store with Poppy merch so she can buy it all.

So it begins.

D2Vincent1 votes

I want my Karthus Merch first!

Siyther1 votes

lmao

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